If you had to choose a favorite, who would be your fav out of the bowers gang
WHY IS THIS THE FIRST QUESTION???
But cha know, I hate mostly all of them. I can't even say mostly, I mean ALL. I can explain!
Henry is pretty self explanatory, I mean look at the guy. He's a huge dick.. but I bet in reality it's teeny weeny. Plus he tried TO KILL US??? DID YOU SEE WHAT HE DID TO BEN???? Carpet mullet can suck it, least favorite.
Patrick is a freak show, that's the best way to put it. He was the guy who took a massive steaming shit in my backpack. You know how gross that is? I opened it up AND KA-BOOM LARGE TURD. Sure he's like super fucking nuts, but didn't try to mutilate us so slightly better than Henry.
Reginald or Belch, whatever you guys call him, is decent. Ben told me he was the only guy who tried to stop Henry from slicing 'nd dicing him. I just don't get where the nickname Belch came from? Is it because of his enormous burps? Do they stink so bad they can clear a room? WHO DECIDED HIS NAME IS BELCH??
I like Victor, some what.. he's better than the rest. Seems like an easy going guy. Only complaint I got about Victor is that hair man, that shit be reflecting the sun with how blonde it is. I could probably get a sunburn by standing next to him. OTHER THAN HIS.... BRIGHT ASS HAIR, HE'S PRETTY OKAY.
So moral of the story, Victor is my favorite. Maybe even Belch.
