#translucentdeceptions

1) Hmm... probably that toy boat with a waterproof compartment. It was fun and satisfying to build something that was functional.

2) Someone who wanted to go, I guess. There’s got to be people out there who wants to live there. Maybe Elon Musk?

3) I don’t really know. Maybe the time as a kid I almost drowned in a pool. I think someone older eventually noticed that I couldn’t swim and helped.

4) Getting my homework done for next week.

Hans talk is controversial, so I’m putting it under a cut. (Short answer is that I like the idea in fanfiction, but don’t buy into it personally.)

1) This is like a really hard question..... I’m going to answer in two-fold

a) If eating out — my favourite meal by far at the moment has to be this jalapeno baked mac and cheese. So good. Would have one a week if it wasn’t so pricy.

b) If I am cooking for myself — I would have to go with chicken breasts marinated in salsa/onion soup mix with any differing amount of sides. The reason this wins is because it is tasty, moist (sorry if you don’t like that word!), and cheap to make. 

2) Okay, I’m probably just bad at math, but google is telling me this is worth only 2.50 each. So trusting Google (my first mistake) that’s around 50 bucks. So, I would sell them all, and throw the cash in my savings. Presuming that Google and my math have not failed me. 

3) This. Is. A. Really. Hard. Question. Considering the difficulty I am having even thinking about being involved in a war, I think I’m going to start my listing my role, the side, and then which war since I can more easily visualize a role as opposed to a specific war. My role would be a propaganda writer. Why? Because this topic really interested me in Uni. The impact that propaganda can have on a war. Who would I be writing propaganda for? The USA. Why? Because their “war advertising” isn’t normally viewed as propaganda. Which war? Let’s go with Vietnam, I think writing propaganda for that would be really interesting because of all the pacifists. 

4) Y’know, I probably should go to protests. I live in the capital of my province and at my last job I worked right outside the Legislature so I saw a lot of protests. I probably will go to some in the future if I find something that strikes a particular cord. 

1) I mean I would probably feel needlessly embarrassed. But like also, I wouldn’t feel the need to tell someone if I stalked their archive? My archive I bet is also long af, so I feel bad for someone if they decided to take that on. 

2) He loves playing apex and he loves watching youtube. 

3) I like to think I still am a youth... but probably like... I’m not sure how to word this. I know what I mean, um. Well, most easily, the fact that they are aging and at the same time they are aging I am aging. Included in that is they’re doing things and I’m like, how, you’re like 7 even though none of them are 7 anymore. 

4) Uhh, no. My coworker who is technically my supervisor just got her first promotion in October. With that said, her salary has increased by 12,000 since she started. It’s a new company so she kinda got promoted into a new role. So, I imagine once I prove that I am indispensable I will kinda grow into my promotion.

1) MY NEW JOB HAS SLACK. I live for it. It’s super great to be able to shoot a quick message to my co-worker (and I guess technically supervisor) to ask her a question. I find if we chat there is more likely to be a tangent and Slack gets straight to the point. We also send each other gifs which is the highlight to my work day. Or, it’s a great way to schedule lunch together if we wanna go. 

2) Uhh, I’m honestly drawing a blank. Does Swedish Christmas count? I’m not Swedish but I’m so down to eat fish and take shots with my boyfriends parents.

3) I think probably yes... But since I’m unsure maybe I don’t.

4) Magic. I know this might be kind of a cheat answer but magic is a weapon and a person wields it. You can get shit done with magic.  

1) Uhh, my aesthetic is trying to be as comfy as humanly possible so I think the opposite of my aesthetic would be like tight clothes and corsets. I think I could pull that off but I wouldn’t want to. 

2) Good for cuddles, he buys me snacks, I like kissing, it’s nice to have him to vibe with — meaning we both get pretty mad about the same things, it’s nice to have that person to go and try new things with. 

3) Garlic. Garlic belongs with pretty much everything.

4) I think the fact that I’m caring and that I do my best to listen and understand.

4) I think it’s the fact that he encourages me to be the best version of myself. When I have doubts about choices I make or things I want to pursue he lets me know that I can pursue those things and whether or not my choice was shitty or not. 

1. I have to agree and there are studies (somewhere, I’m not going to bother to find a source) that making drugs legal is more helpful to lower criminal drug use compared to making drug use illegal and that includes the more dangerous stuff. 

2. To a certain point, if I were to be cheated on it wouldn’t be the cheating that would hurt me the MOST it would be the lying that comes along with it. Just the thought that I person I spend my every day with lying to my face so consistently and probably effortlessly (cause cmon) is what gets me upset. Which, thinking about it that’s actually a big part of why infidelity is such a big deal. Idk, I would never do it. I’m very much a one partner person. If I was ever so unhappy that I felt like I needed to do something like that I would break up with my partner.

3. I donated to STARS last! Did that last Saturday.

4. You missed this one haha