#transferred ask

[text] *attachment han-solo-hey-its-me.mp3* I didn’t send you the ackbar mp3.

[text] Fine, you me, Kelly’s Diner.  [text] If you use Kelly’s for a sting you deserve a special place in hell. 

[text] Perish the thought, Jasper.  I’ll be there with silent bells on.

Jasper raised an eyebrow and shook his head.  "Your bribes are seriously lacking these days, and no, I haven't.  Like I told you, Fury will be found when he's good and damn ready, and not before that."  

You have.  But if I don’t have something then I don’t have a reason to come over, and if I don’t have a reason to come over, then you dont’ have a reason to open the door.  And I promised I wouldn’t pick the lock again unless it was important.

Tony, people can spend time together without any purpose other than spending time together. It's called being friends. I'm going to open my door to you. I'll even give you a code if you want one.

"Their mother is Hel Lokidatter, the ruler of death and Loki’s daughter." Phil replied smoothly. "Evangeline is Blue, Rota is gray. Rota is also hard of hearing, but that’s from my side of the family. Due to the whole fact that Loki is now my father in law, and whom I married, I usually tend to keep that part quiet. To everyone. You know now, obviously, and Fury and Hill know, I accidentally let it slip to Agent Kelly in a text message- but she hasn’t seen them yet- and Thera knows because-" Because she’s currently dating Loki? Because she’s a nature spirit? " Because of reasons that deal with her and I am not at liberty to say. If they have powers like their mother, or like me, they could kill people accidentally. The less that know about that, or who their grandfather is, the better. Odin’s sent Heimdall down to offer the chance to raise them as princesses of Asgard so they’ll eventually bring multi realm peace through marriage. Something to do with how I’m Jotun so they might get a title, and Thor wants to give them title because of Loki being a prince and how I died, and then they are literal princesses of an entire realm, admittedly of the dead. Plus being raised on Midgard here and…" He sighed and let his head rest in his hand. "They are the light of my life, they are so cute, sweet, and are so good at learning ASL right now. They love to build with blocks and Evangeline uses pots to make noise. She realized Rota couldn’t hear her, so she started throwing her blocks at her to get her attention. I had to go and replace all their wooden toys with ones of cloth and soft plastic! The best time, is at night. I wash them, and I read to them- Rota’s on my chest so she can feel my chest vibrate- and tuck them into bed smelling so sweet and they are just so calm." with the most paternal smile, he rested his head on his arm. "I miss them, all the time. And with Lady Hel missing, It’s just me and my sister raising them. That isn’t the right way to raise them, but if Lady Hel’s blood immunity holds, then Genie should be fine too. That’s IF anything happens, and we just don’t know. I’ve probably forgotten some stuff, but that’s why I haven’t told you."

Jasper let him go, just listening. Every time he thought he had gotten to a place that he could trust Phil again, there was something new and different on. He was married to the daughter of the asshole who killed him. He had deadly children, royal deadly children. Jasper realized that nothing had been said for several minutes. "It's a lot to take in, Phil." His voice was calm, verging on professional. "I'm used to my friends having secrets." He shrugged his shoulders and gave a small quirk of his lip. "It comes with the territory, but a whole secret family is a new one for me."

I don’t even know what that means, so I’m not going to worry about it. I wouldn’t suggest watching it if I didn’t want to learn, though.

The originals were made in perfection before computer generated effects were available. They remade them later adding in unnecessary effects for some unknown reason.