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I haven't seen you since college!

Yeah, you used to be a real party animal. Always impressing people with how much you could put down, and not just in drinks! You were a regular garbage disposal for party wings and pizza too. We used to joke about how you should do the hot dog eating contests because "how did a person THIS small eat and drink THAT much." ....you'd have been rich by now! We said.

Thinking about how you were the group heartthrob, THE life of the party, it's kind of silly to see you... like this, now. 😅

Oh...What did I mean by "like this?"

Lol, nothing! Just that, like, we sure GREW.... huh? We were all so young......and fit........back then....I guess it was silly of us to just assume ALL those empty calories and carbs and consequences would just vanish....I mean your entire brag was how you can "eat like a cow but can move like a cat" ....do cats huff and puff in the cookie aisle of the market??

Oh, don't be embarrassed! I don't judge, I just acknowledge it, and point it out.

You...kind of asked for it, after all, with the habits you used to boost your ego and reputation with. It's been quite a few years since school has ended, and you've had enough time to acknowledge that your waistline has been fed over your waistband, and poured out of your wardrobe. Your hips are wider than your wingspan, now that I look at them. How do you even excuse letting that go?? You used to be on a college sports team, you didn't feel the change in your mobility ONCE since then?

I mean, c'mon. I literally recognize your shirt from the time we hooked up, and whatever part your gut isn't hanging out of the bottom is tenting it right now. That's not a small amount of weight to pack on in just five years. You used to swim in your wardrobe. Are you even paying attention to how badly you've let yourself go since you passed classes?

You've gotten so fat. I mean, your arms, legs, chest, fingers, neck, cheeks, are all unrecognizable! Gosh I mean I'm not trying to be rude, but it's dramatic. I feel like you might need a wake up call to pump the brakes here! Your entire walk changed which is the first reason I almost didn't recognize you. But even your cardio is .... audibly..... different, too.

Didn't you ever look in the mirror and realize that this is only going to get worse if you don't find the self control to.....

wait...

Are you..... blushing?

Do you like this?

Is being told you've ruined your figure by an old fling is making you...flustered...?

Oh my gosh, you DO like it. 🫦

All that drinking and eating really caught up to you, huh? I mean it's obvious that despite getting out of college, you still have the diet and habits...you're SUPPOSED to improve those...

You used to be so cocky, so dominant. Look at you melting in place right here in the supermarket, hog. You've folded sooo quickly to a tease, Is this the composure you have in front of food, too? It looks that way.

Then again, your shopping cart answers my question for you. Big Bags of frozen junk, soda cases, chips, crisps, and cookies fill up the gaps of a weeks worth of fresh food. I thought not to comment on it .....but you're obviously looking to be noticed. You don't even try to hide that you want to be this way, for those of us who are looking.

So then ...

Would you be interested in coming by? When's the last time you had somebody cook for you? I'd love to catch up and reminisce about some good old times, over dinner. Maybe even some baked dessert too.