#trans abbey

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Holt: PUT UP THINE DUKES SIRE! I SHALL UNLEASH MY MOST POWERFUL ATTACK!!!!!!! *Punches Heath's arm hurting his wrist in the process* OH GOD HE'S TOO POWERFUL!!!!! *Runs screaming*

Heath who was about to ask him if he knew where a rubber band was: ???????????

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Deuce watching Clawd eat a kitkat without breaking it apart first: god is dead you killed him and I'm gonna go join him

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Cleo: I may have girl bossed past the sun

Clawdeen: Isn't it "I may have girl bossed too close to the sun"?

Cleo: No I girl bossed past the sun my ego has started getting bigger with every insult this is not how its supposed to work

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Jackson: Ya know I think my depression may be gone

Heath:

Jackson:

Heath:

Heath: Jackson your sitting on the edge of a fucking roof

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Lagoona: I don't know about y'all but I'm having a great time

Frankie: Lagoona.... the house is flooded

Lagoona: Exactly! Free pool

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Draculara: I collect transgenders like pokemon cards!

Clawdeen: What???

Cleo playing candy land with Deuce, Abbey, Frankie, Viperine and Lagoona: She collects transgenders like pokemon cards

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Jackson: We're all queer right? cool

Clawd: I'm not

Deuce: Clawd describe the monster that sits two seats to the left of you in your clawculus class?

Clawd: Hot

Deuce: Heath what's the gender of the monster that sits two seats to the left of Clawd in your clawculus class?

Heath looking up from his phone with no context: Last time I checked he was a guy

Jackson: Alright so we're all queer-

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Deuce: *detailed explanation about gorgons in greek myth*

Clawd: Why did you have to bring up greek mythology

Heath: I wasn't expecting this dude

Deuce: SHUSH! anyway blood drawn from the left side of a gorgons body is instant death while blood drawn from the right-

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Heath frantically crawling away: GET THAT OBJECT OF PURE EVIL AWAY FROM ME

Deuce: It's a fucking croissant

Heath: EXACTLY! NOW GET IT AWAY FROM ME