#tramp adoptable

You were a patient person, and you knew MK and her main squeezes were going through a confusing time, what with Black being pregnant and due in just a few months.

You also were well aware that your choice of Bara was...different. He was difficult, and getting him cleared through Papyrus to come home had been a long, arduous process. You'd been receiving updates on his progress, personality evaluations, generalized diagnoses...but never a bill of release.

It was difficult to keep still most days when the mail popped in from the mansion. Would today be the day? You always hoped, and always were disappointed.

-CONTINUES TO SHOW FLIPPANCY IN THE FACE OF HIS ISSUES. WILL TRY AGAIN NEXT WEEK.

-OPENED UP A LITTLE TODAY, BUT HIGHLY COMPARTMENTALIZED CERTAIN ISSUES AND TOOK HIS RAGE OUT ON FELLOW ADOPTABLES. RE-EVALUATION IN ORDER.

-REFUSED TO COME TO HIS SESSION TODAY. CANNOT RELEASE.

It was heartbreaking, considering how enamored you had been when you'd first set eyes on him through the one-way mirror. To know he was hurting so much, and you weren't any help, was devastating.

And so, the idea had come about that you would write letters back and forth, a way to convince him to comply and prove you were waiting for all of him when he gets here. At first his replies were short, but after a while, you had a steady communication going, and he began to seem excited about meeting you.

One day, though, all his letter said was:

i hope you're ready for all of me.

xoxo, your tramp

You quite honestly didn't know how to respond to that. The context was...nonexistent. Was he being self-deprecating? Was he being flirty? You had no idea, but…

...him walking through your front door as nonchalant as could be, as if he had always lived there? Definitely unexpected.

"what's with the face, babylove?" He purred, dropping a bag on the kitchen table before drawing you close. Warmth spread through you, tingling with want and need as he kissed you, as if it were the most natural thing to do in the entire world, as if you hadn't woken up this morning thinking it would be several more weeks before you met.

When he broke the kiss, his violet eyelights were burning with passion, something soft and sweet and entirely too perfect and yours.

"I...the release?" You managed, confusion and awe making your voice unsteady.

He grinned and pressed an envelope to your chest. "signed and dated, passed with flying colors. that's th'power of love, darlin'."

You would have to read it at some point, to see what all he had going on and see what the responsibilities on your end would be like...but for now, you couldn't think of anything except laughing, hugging him, kissing him, getting him settled.

And he followed you all the while, his eyelights trained on you in little tiny violet hearts, already so in love and so ready to take on the world for you.

For you. His star, his tree of life...his love.

"Hello"

As she signs her sensor gloves translate through their tiny speakers.

"I'll start with.. My name, yeah, I'm Maple Tree, May to my friends, I'm 8ft tall and pretty sure I'm about 30 monster years old"

She pauses to retrieve 3 items from a box she'd set down at the table.

"Brought these, wasn't sure exactly what to bring so, I thought these would suit?"

She sets down a Japanese maple bonsai tree with a small silver chain dangling from it's branches, a half sphere pendent hanging from it.

"And one of my favorite books...Harry Potter... I'm a bit of a nerd"

Her shoulders shake and she creeks a little as she chuckles.

"I'd like to adopt a Bara please, taller then me if possible. I've heard good things about them!"

"Honey and Tramp really caught my eye but I'm having a hard time picking between them, maybe you can help MK?"

"I work as an orderly at the local hospital, helping patients and the like. I work a lot of hours but I'm sure I can cut them back *chuckles* especially if I have someone waiting at home"

"Uhm I don't eat but I can cook, well I've been told I'm not to bad"

She shuffles in place a little, nervous.

"It's hard to describe yourself on the spot"

"Oh I'm interested in either friendship or relationship in my bara, though i can't really....fullfill... all aspects of a sexual relationship, unfortunately...."

"I'm not..." she waves her hands up and down her body, clearly frustrated "all there"

"The girls i work with say i have quite a caring personality, very motherly, but fun? The 'Mom Friend' they say, whatever that means."

She stops, starting into space for a few seconds.

"I think that's it? Am I suitable?"

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"Of course you are! Now, I can see you've set your heart on a Tramp or a Honey, so let's break down the pros and cons.

Honeys are generally more high-maintenance, requiting more affection and communication and time. They attach very quickly and are prone to jealousy. They are more easygoing when it comes to the type of relationship, but often suffer from high libidos and overflow of magic--as long as there is a good plan in place to assauge their semi-constant heats with toys or other forms of affection, then it should not affect your relationship.

Tramps are easy to handle, requiring very little attention and affection to know how you feel. They may seem distant at first, but they attach just as quickly as Honeys and are fiercely loyal. They are pushy in the respect of relationships and will want to form a heavy emotional and physical bond quickly, and may be prone to depression if sexual needs are not met. Like Honeys, there are many ways you can help a Tramp with these urges, and as long as there is a plan they should be fine.

Alternatively, if you want a lovely companion who has no sexual needs, but will check all your boxes for romance and affection, there is always the option of the Creams, as they are ace/demisexual to begin with."

I am a chubby young woman with big thighs and have a bubbly personality to match my cute and giggly self. I love to draw and listen to music while looking at the stars in the middle of the night when i can't sleep at night. I love cuddles and being held when i am having a bad day and would like to have someone to listen to me when i need a friend. I am a huge nerd for Halloween and anything fall because even when the seasons change we also change as well inside ourselves to find out who I am when I get older. I love to write poems even sappy ones make me cry and love to put smiles on everyone's faces even though some don't want to I try my best to cheer them up.

I am a huge flirt when i am in a romantic relationship and wouldn't mind also being friends in the relationship so that way I can

always be there for my partner if they need someone to listen to when they just need comfort. I can also cook so if they have a specific food i will make and i have a major sweet tooth and will share my sweets if they want. At night i would like a (bara) who will either stay with awake with me or just sleep next to me because i have insomnia and

it gets hard for me to sleep at nights without someone there beside me.

The trinkets I would bring is a necklace with a crescent moon on it that glows in the dark with tiny stars in the moon, my favorite playlist to listen to when i just need to relax and feel a boost of motivation that makes my heart fill with joy and makes me sing, and the last trinket i would offer is a stuff animal bat so that way if you are having a bad day and can't sleep it will sing you a lullaby that i made personally so that you can always feel like i am there with you in your heart and you will never be alone.

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"Hello! Thank you so much for being interested in our adoptables! We've reviewed your application and you have been wholeheartedly approved!

Considering your need for intimacy, your interest in cooking, music, and poetry, I can say that your best matches are either a Honey or a Tramp!

Honeys are very caring and laid-back, accepting of either friendship or romantic roles, and love to snuggle! Tramps are good at getting you in bed, whether its for sleep or more, and they write poetry like you've never imagined! Both breeds have high attachment and are extremely loyal, if a little jealous. Hopefully one of those works for you!"