#trader sam

Sam

Mr. S’s Mystery Shop

CONTENT WARNING: This image and the below caption contain dated and offensive stereotypes of native peoples. They are however presented unedited and in their original form.

Caption: Trader Sam, Head Salesman of the Jungle

I created Disney’s Polynesian Village Resort and of course Trader Sam’s is upstairs

MacGregor Drives The Boat

MacGregor Water Skis

Joachim And Nilo On The Dock

Frank Talks To Proxima & Lily’s Nightmares

Sub Gets Stuck

Proxima Surprises MacGregor

Frank Gets The Cold Shoulder

Trader Sam And Lily Walk In The Jungle

MacGregor And Trader Sam Say Goodbye

Frank Makes Tea For Lily

The Backside Of Water

MACGREGOR WATER SKIS??? I NEED TO SEE THIS!

Ohhh OHHHH oh

where to begin! first of all- only 11?? I know they got about 50.

MacGregor Drives The Boat- honestly I felt like that joke was unresolved. he just went from "idk how to do this" to casually driving it. much needed scene.

MacGregor Water Skis- shhskskfj idk what this is gonna entail but boy am I looking forward to it. make him suffer hajdkf

Joachim And Nilo On The Dock- yes yes yes we deserve a scene of them interacting. the camp of it all

Frank Talks To Proxima & Lily's Nighmares- Ohhhhh interesting! that moment where lily wakes up from a nightmare was oddly short so that could be a nice extension. maybe a reveal that frank also has nightmares 👀👀

Sub Gets Stuck- I think I've said it before but I love that the submarine was a comedic character in itself. so excited to see this lmaoo

Proxima Surprises MacGregor- I'm sorry MORE content for them???? I already got so much more than I ever dreamed we'd get! whoo!! I'm assuming this is the moment before he runs upstairs screaming so it makes sense they removed it cause it's a much better joke construction to go from showing her before he sees her to him being chased a few minutes later.

Frank Gets The Cold Shoulder- this could literally be anything but I'm hoping with how Emily and Dwayne played these two it'll be hilarious

Trader Sam And Lily Walk In The Jungle- YES!! Sam/Lily nation RISE!! yeahhh!! honestly there was the weirdest gap in the movie there. Trader Sam stays with MacGregor and sends Lily away with the arrowhead and then she surprises Lily after the conquistadors almost got her and then a cut to Lily the next morning walking around the jungle looking for MacGregor? and then MacGregor joins Lily and Frank with Trader Sam? sth is missing there and I hope this scene fills it.

MacGregor And Trader Sam Say Goodbye- this is gonna be cute and funny I just know it. Maybe Frank hauling MacGregor into their little boat. Hopefully establishing how much Trader Sam is annoyed by MacGregor already. More adorable sibling interaction 🥺

Frank Makes Tea For Lily- JUSTICE!! i predicted this would happen in the movie (as a reference to African Queen) although I kinda expected it'd be with MacGregor. But still! I fucking CALLED THIS ONE WHOO

The Backside Of Water- a joke so good you gotta make it twice! and then cut one lol.