#tptr meta

becuase it’s all about albert and gordon’s relationship! it’s hilarious and a wonderful character moment...season 3 was dismal as all hell but it had these softer scenes with the FBI squad (see also Tammy trying very hard not to wake Albert and Diane up from their nap) and the Hutchens etc

gordon: (is sad they won’t be near mount rushmore)

albert: (anticipated that his boss who is also kind of his dad who he’s stuck babysitting would be sad about this so he brought him a picture of it)

tammy: (gets carsick easily like a nerd, bless her heart)

#the final dossier spoilers

So...Dale is still the moonchild (the male equivalent to Joudy. The King of Spades to her Ace of Spades) and when he or the doppelganger finds Judy and ‘marries’ her the world ends. Sounds about right!

the white sands girl has been confirmed as Sarah (which...still doesn’t make sense to me but whatever, Mark) 

BUT there were also many eggs coming out of Judy!

(also we get mentions of Mama Cooper! who sounds an awful lot like Sarah Palmer)

conclusion:

Dale and Laura are frocust siblings?

or

which is saying she had another self. diane used to be a real person (whatever that means in this situation) this diane is manufactured. she’s a thoughtform. 

this is not the diane that albert and gordon and cooper knew. maybe she’s somewhere else. maybe she died. we just don’t know. 

what we do know is that even as a thoughtform, a tool created by doppelcooper she couldn’t betray her loved ones. I have a feeling :-) ALL was an order to kill the rest of the FBI family. that song she walks to in the hallway is a song about defiance. she told them! she told them! 

I stare at my reflection to the bone Blurred eyes look back at me Full of blame and sympathy So, so close Right roads not taken, the future's forsaken Dropped like a fossil or stone 

and then the season 3 finale happens. you know the season where dale cooper spends most of the show disabled.