Toxic Ex!Reader, who isn't Johnny's ex at all. He's just some guy he almost sucked off outside a bar.
Johnny gets a call from his Ma, rushing him home, telling him that she knows everything.
He's quick to get in his car, arriving in record time. Damn near knocking the door down to figure out what the hell his mom was talking about.
Just to see your face, sitting on the couch, laughing with his sister.
His mom pulls him into a hug, shushing him when he tries to speak.
"I know what you like, it's okay"
"I'm just happy you found someone"
"I wish you told me sooner"
His Da joins the hug, telling him about how heartwarming it is that his boyfriend cares so much.
You had gone to them, telling them that you and Johnny have been arguing and you're oh so worried.
He's fucking furious, naturally.
How did you find his parents??? Why did you tell them you're dating?? They weren't supposed to know he was gay!!
Now he has to sit through dinner, failing to swat your hand when you grab his thigh under the table. Trying to hide his disgust as you tell him how sorry you are for what you said, and to give you another chance. His parents encouraging him to accept your apology. You even brought his favorite flowers.
How do you know that information? He has no clue.









