#townofcan

(I had more but honestly I think it's more fun to see the very different directions people go with less specific prompts :) )

Someone may have made a comprehensive blog post on absolutely everything to do with Luo Binghe's harem somewhere, but I haven't personally seen one. This is the wiki's list of his known wives:

https://scumvillain.fandom.com/wiki/Harem.

(I keep thinking to myself that it might be worth looking into a wiki contribution week or something so that SV fans can have these things for reference in full detail. The wiki in its current state is still very much under construction and also the particular company here "Fandom" suck generally. But I've never contributed to a wiki before, so I wouldn't know where to start.)

Part of the difficulty with naming all of Luo Binghe's wives in PIDW is that there are only rough estimates for how many he had exactly and it's unclear what statuses they actually had in the harem. And I believe that he also had love interests he never actually officially married in any way.

I'm going to list off wife / love-interest characters off the top of my head here in vague summary. I'm going to request that people add on or correct me here if I'm missing anyone or straight-up wrong about anything (relevant direct quotations are always welcome). I have digital editions of the novels now, so I may control+F for "wife", "wives", and "harem" after work, then copy-paste the relevant quotations into a big document, because I'm curious now and I want to see what results that I get from that. If someone has made and posted a comprehensive canonical list regarding the harem already, I'd appreciate the link.

Ning Yingying: wife and childhood sweetheart.

Liu Mingyan: wife.

Sha Hualing: wife.

Qin Wanrong and Qin Wanyue: I think that they were wives, twins, Luo Binghe's first threesome, and also were bullied by Sha Hualing a lot.

Little Palace Mistress: wife and I also vaguely remember some commentary from Shen Yuan about her being the "leader" of the harem in some way.

Qiu Haitang: wife.

The Three Taoist Nuns: wives, they had something to do with taming the Xin Mo sword in PIDW, and are Liu Mingyan's RPF buddies in SVSSS.

Madam Meiyin: it's stated in the succubus extras that she and Luo Binghe had an affair. I don't think that she ever married him, though.

he has become a video game slime... By @townofcan --------

so the boyfriend has known for ages but after they got together the vampire was like. all right now i've got to tell you something before this goes further and if you've no interest in me after that then no hard feelings, I understand, it's not easy—

and after a lot of build up he starts explaining about vampires and the boyfriend is like. well if i tell him that i already know, he'll know everybody else knows too. what do i do?? i can't give away our secret, which is that we know his secret, and have done since roughly 1985

eventually he's like. you know, i've been wondering about this for a while... and he convinces him that he deduced it or at least suspected (he doesn't want to outright lie and say he had no idea but the vampire went to such lengths to try to break it to him gently) and that it doesn't change his feelings. etc. it's the most either of them have ever talked about their feelings and they won't be doing that again for a while now

Oh, absolutely. I've answered this before but tumblr search isn't letting me find the post so I'll just answer again!

I'm not putting fish paste in my mouth, Harvey