straight white boys texting ➟ @towardsbrightness asked: [text] You are so cute idk understand how u don’t have a bf
he’s been lounging for a better part of the day. Reno was off doing who-knows-what, but that was fine because it kept him out of his no-hair. currently he’s laying on the sofa, one leg bent up and the other up with ankle rested on the opposite knee. he bounces his foot. he’s dozing off. but the ping of his phone causes him to start, dropping his legs and shoes on the floor, as though he’s been caught and reprimanded for having feet up on the furniture. it takes a moment for him to focus -- and when he does, he stares at the message on his screen with furrowed brows. “ huh. ”
he stares for so long, his screen goes black and he has to snap himself out of his confused reverie to actually respond.
[ SMS: ??? ] Are you drunk. [ SMS: ??? ] Who says I don’t?
he didn’t, but that was beside the point. nobody just out and flirted with someone like him, right? ... right?











