#touywasks

i think my main issue is that i think it’s too good to be true, or that i’m undeserving of it

do u have any advice on keeping motivated? and i’m wondering how long it took u to successfully shift and how often u shift?

i’m not the best at giving advice, but i have these moments where i suddenly zoom out and realize how bizarre it is that we’re alive at all. existing is strange. consciousness is strange. the fact that we experience anything from a first-person perspective is strange.

everything is perspective. reality, as we understand it, is limited to what we can perceive and comprehend. so who are we to decide what’s too good to be true? what do we actually know for certain? we haven’t even scratched the surface of understanding the universe. most of the ocean is still unexplored. there are entire ecosystems we’ve never seen. so why do we act like we’ve reached the final conclusion about what’s possible? there were countless things throughout history that were once incomprehensible until they were discovered or proven.

those thoughts used to ground me before i shifted (it took me a year and i’ve lost count of how many times ive shifted by now) they scared me a little too tbh but they reminded me that certainty is an illusion.

and what makes anyone more or less deserving of shifting? even if someone is objectively terrible, shifting itself doesn’t operate on morality. it’s an experience available to anyone, the worst person you know could be shifting rn. at the end of the day, i just think we overestimate how much we know and underestimate how strange existence already is. if being alive isn’t “too good to be true” then why would shifting automatically be?

shoto is ridiculously handsome in a way that i don’t think even seeing him in 2d can capture. in my pro hero dr he’s like 6’2, with big eyes and long lashes that are half red, half white. very unreal.

i got curious and actually shifted to a dr where i’m kind of seeing him¿ it’s complicated but i actually can answer this.

it might not seem like it at first, but when he’s unguarded he gets really clingy and likes leaning on his partner: following you around the house like a lost puppy, opening his mouth expectantly and waiting for u to feed him whatever you’re eating. i made a habit of giving him a quick kiss whenever i left his place, and he actually got hurt the one time i didn’t.

he likes sending little photos and updates when he’s out like the menu of a cafe he’s never tried, a video of a cat on the street, or just a clip of him walking somewhere. why are you sending me a selfie with a criminal you just apprehended being shoved into a police car in the background?

so sweet and cuddly when he’s drunk, resting his head on you, hugging you from behind, and telling you how much he likes you.

he really values his quality time. if he plans something with you and it gets interrupted, he gets so irritable lmaoo izuku came with us to this dumpling making class once, and when the korean instructor started talking about the “ugly dumplings = ugly children” superstition, shoto just told izuku to go home for the sake of his family.

(nsfw?) freaky as hell ngl. you gotta triple it and pass it back to him. just don’t teach him abt mpreg.

he notices everything. he will make a nasty ass face and ask you why you smell different if you changed your shampoo, then tell you he likes the other one better.

he’s so sentimental and genuinely appreciates everything you do for him. you could hand him moldy turkey from the back of your fridge, and he’d frame it in a glass box and keep it in his room

he can be very shameless and will pretend to be oblivious when he just isn’t. don’t fall for his trap. he DOES know what he’s doing.

i’ve always been the pursuer in every relationship i’ve been in so i just told him how i felt. he didn’t give me a clear answer but it wasn’t an outright rejection either and unfortunatelyy if you give me an inch, i’ll take a mile. but i kept making my feelings obvious figuring he’d either blow my shit up or shut me down eventually.

time passed and instead of pulling away, he started seeking me out. if he was going somewhere, he’d ask me to come. if he made food, he’d check if i was hungry. he nagged more than usual, stared longer, leaned into my touch instead of away from it. the message was received. i’m blunt so at one point i told him outright that i wanted to kiss him but i didn’t want to eat an explosion.

sero!!! (i’m too lazy to find a proper banner)

i’ve said this before but it’s genuinely the core of who he is: he has a huge family (i love them they’re so funny), and he sits in the middle age-wise, which makes a lot sense when you get to know him. all the little ones rely on and look up to him, but he’s got some mean ass cousins.

he is painfully straightforward. if everyone else is hesitating to say it just know his big ass mouth will.

he’s someone who is very pragmatic and way too sensible for his own good. go to him only if you want an actual solution otherwise you’ll be ragebaited by his practicality.

he can sleep anywhere. i’ve literally walked past him knocked out in the hallway.

he used to wear braces as a kid and he literally looked like that one photo of spongebob. jolly little guy.

somehow both an instigator and a mediator.

the chillest maximalist you’ll ever meet.

calls everyone a fatass for eating in front of him, but i swear he’s always by the vending machine. also didn’t you eat an entire jar of pickles last night?? (he was so gone) 🤔

his hair will always swoop up no matter what he does. he’s resigned himself to wearing beanies lolol.

constantly trying to play guitar but he’s horrible at it bc he doesn’t actually wanna learn. we were around a campfire and he tried to be a vibe and snapped kaminari’s string smh.

i can’t prove it yet but i know that bi-curious critter is in a situationship with jirou’s brother.

he’ll do anything for a quick check. like…who hired U to be a tutor?

wow he’s a flirt.

i knew he was at least curious after we were faded and shotgunned (his idea btw) and he put at hand over my lower back.

his laugh is always funnier than whatever he’s saying.

i can be so irritable sometimes, so this question is perfect.

aizawa — this might just be because i crave his validation, but getting it feels like pulling teeth. he’s such a fake hardass.

all might — he can be vague as fuck and just expects everyone to know what he means. he’s gotten better, but half the time nobody knows what you’re talking about big dog.

present mic — self-explanatory. i don’t find him funny.

midnight — her and that damn whip.

hawks — he plays around way too much.

endeavor — endeavor.

ectoplasm — he makes clones so it’s literally impossible to cheat.

he might seem oblivious, but i’ve mentioned before how i sincerely believe he leans into that act when in reality he’s very sly 😭 i really like todoroki. he’s genuine and honest, so there's never any doubt about his intentions. and to answer another question i received about how class A would react to me shifting, i think sho would be the only one to believe me immediately without hesitation. as we’ve grown older, he’s become someone who enjoys romanticizing life and appreciating its little pleasures. he inspired me to be a little more like that too as someone who gets caught up in the small stuff.

(p.s. im new to your account and i loved your videos, hehe, they're so funny, happy u back)

hello and welcome!! i actually feel like i’ve gotten a lot closer to momo over the past year in my main dr, so it feels like a good time to dedicate a post to her.

her love language is, unsurprisingly, gift giving. she loves shopping for people more than she likes shopping for herself, and she’ll sit in front of you with jittery excitement while you open whatever she bought. she’s also the type to drag you through half the mall and dress you up. i’m not exactly the most fashionable guy alive, a lot of my wardrobe is just the same shirt in different colors, but she always manages to put me in things i’d never pick out for myself.

she gets flustered ridiculously easily over crude jokes or language, while i’m significantly less filtered. at least half of my sentences end with an absentminded “sorry, yaomomo.”

she’s the type of person who hooks her arm through yours whenever you’re walking together.

she loves fast food. her parents were lowkey food snobs growing up, so she used to sneak out for a whopper like she was committing a felony. these days, some of my favorite memories are just sitting in a parking lot together, eating greasy fries straight out of the bag.

she looks so unbelievably cool with her bo staff. we’re both trained in martial arts, and she spent an afternoon teaching me how to use one.

i genuinely think she’s one of the kindest people i’ve ever met. she’s the sort of person who notices when someone needs help before they ask for it.

she has a habit of apologizing for things that aren’t remotely her fault.

if she lends you something, she has absolutely zero expectation of getting it back immediately. she’ll forget she even loaned it to you until you return it weeks later.

she loves museums. she’ll happily spend hours reading every little information plaque and taking pictures for her instagram.

she always makes sure to say good morning and goodnight

she gets really excited when someone asks her to explain something she’s knowledgeable about. you can practically see her light up.

we all know she’s a tea connoisseur. she has a kind of tea for everything.

she has two different laughs: her classy laugh, and her genuine laugh. once she starts really laughing, it’s contagious.

she’s the kind of person you can tell anything to and you just know she’ll take it to her grave.

her family house has a ballroom where they throw parties and she took me as her date. we had to go over table manners lol.

i let her have one of my favorite shirts to sleep in, which i think is a pretty big testament to our friendship.

Also how does it feel?

lmaoo if you look at toby’s spiderman then it’s pretty similar to how his webs shoot out. some of the guys in my dr make jokes about it being like ejaculation, if that paints a picture (you can probably guess who).