#touchdownpossum

character i’d like to see in a flower crown: RYGEL

character i’d like to see have an emotional breakdown: who doesn’t have one in canon??? No, seriously, who doesn’t have a breakdown at some point during this show? Sikozu?

character i’d like to see get punched in the face: Scorpius. i don’t care how tragic his life is, he is still a dick

character most likely to sing along to journey songs in the car: John. Is there any other answer?

character who refuses to pull over and ask for directions on roadtrips: D’Argo. Aeryn supports him in this endeavor. they are in D’Argo’s little ship and they get hilariously lost but refuse to admit it.

character who always stubs their toes on the washing machine: Stark

character who changes their starbucks order ten times: the baristas groan every time Chiana and Rygel come in.

character who shows up late for everything: Rygel, who assumes everyone is waiting for him before getting started

character who is the worst kisser: Crais, probably???

character who takes 45 minutes showers: Zhaan because she is doing some watery meditation

character i’d like to see in a flower crown: BEVERLY AND DEANNA!!

character i’d like to see have an emotional breakdown: Ro, but again, because she’s a minor character and i want to see more of her.

character i’d like to see get punched in the face: WILL. 

character most likely to sing along to journey songs in the car: Geordi. he won’t sing in public but in his car her is 100% down to jam.

character who refuses to pull over and ask for directions on roadtrips: Picard, obviously. “I’m the captain of the flagship of the federation I do not need to ask for directions!” 

character who always stubs their toes on the washing machine: Beverly. she’s always really angry about it but it just keeps happening.

character who changes their starbucks order ten times: Tasha. 

character who shows up late for everything: Ro.

character who is the worst kisser: Data probably.

character who takes 45 minutes showers: Deanna.

character who gets most bent out of shape over the pronunciation of gif: Wesley. 

I left that there when I borrowed your jacket last week. You can just deposit it into my Paypal account.

this is sad