#toruchako

So the main plot is your bog standard MLM ship falling in love story. Can be literally any ship, as long as it's MLM (you'll get why in a sec). Preferably, the fic should be at least somewhat in-depth, but it doesn't need to be super scrutinous with the details of the main plot. What's actually important is what's happening in the background during the fic. Essentially, at every plot event the two guys go to, Uraraka (doesn't necessarily have to be Uraraka but I want it to be because I think it would be funny) is there, making out with a girl. And it's never more than a passing mention. Basically:

Guy 1: "Hey, it's Uraraka. We should go say hi."

*brief narration describing Uraraka making out with another girl*

Guy 2: "Nah, she looks busy."

And that's it. They just move on.

Now, here's the real kicker for this joke. Every time this happens, the girl Uraraka is kissing is different. And this is never commented on by the two guys. They never say anything about the girl being different each time. Just: "hey, it's Uraraka," "oh she looks busy," and that's it.

Also, there should be a bit where the two guys see Uraraka kissing a girl, then later run into that girl who offhandedly mentions being in a relationship with a different girl, and then the next time the guys see Uraraka, she making out with that different girl.

The final scene of the fic is the two guys in the dorm's living room or kitchen, having their big heartfelt confession only to be interrupted by a noise. They turn to see Toga (who has not appeared in the fic up till this point) sneaking in through the window. The interaction then goes as follows:

Guy 1: "Oh, hi Toga."

Toga: "Hey. Could you guys tell me where Ochako’s room is."

Guy 2: "Oh yeah, it's [whatever room Uraraka is in]."

Toga: "Thanks."

Both guys: "No problem."

And then Toga heads off to Uraraka's room, and both guys go back to their confession. Only after their done confessing their feelings does one of them go "hey wait, what the fuck, that was a villain" and then they both rush upstairs to Uraraka's room and burst in to find Uraraka, laying on her bed, surrounded by all the girls she's been making out with throughout the fic. And both guys are just like, "Oh yeah, that makes sense," and then they leave, and that's where the fic ends.