#tortoisehell

She jumped off the top of the bookshelf and landed hard on my chest in the middle of the night...

Cat #9

[ID: A presentation sheet titled "Meet the artist's cat". At the right: A portrait of Néo Catastrophe drinking water directly from the dripping sink, looking at the viewer. It is accompanied with her name and date of birth: April the 23rd of 2017. On the left, first, the "likes" box:

running water

scaring people

hear

armpit sweat

murder

her bestie

The "scaring people" item is linked by an arrow to a sketch of another cat, Che, black and long-haired, described as a true Himbo, a strong fool, and scared of everything.

The "her bestie" item is linked to a sketch of a black and white cat climbing on the dislike box, Hindi. He is described as a very polite and scared gentleman.

Then, the dislikes box:

closed doors

loneliness

car travels

that Bitch

"that Bitch" is connected to a sketch of an angry tortoiseshell cat titled "Nemesis". Of her, it is said: don't know her name and don't care. Very pretty and petty. Tragic backstory: she was abandoned so Hindi's humans took her in and now she bullies Hindi.

Signed: Meaningless Mikhaïl. End ID.]

Here! Meet Néo, she is my favorite person in the whole world.