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Brute: Ho there!

Inigo: I will not be moved, keep your joder.

“Review” Part 2:

I was crafting this excellent review on my phone and then tumblr crashed. I hope I can remember all my clever writing… this is why you save drafts folks!

Okay! So we left off with Kingsley tracking down his science child.

He discovers she killed a man and is sooo distressed…

And I guess he realizes he can’t deal with this on his own.

(It’s been months now since I watched this so I don’t remember if their was an explanation for the assembly of the people we’re about to meet)

Time to meet the Dream Team… Introducing!

Michael Madsen, The Cool Guy!

I’m pretty sure that’s what he tells his neighbor.

Forest Whitaker, The Helpful Guy! (Aka the character who has the best exposition dialogue)

Oh yeah and he’s an empath.

He understands science experiment girl and he helps us understand the plot too.

And then there’s Alfred Molina! I don’t remember what he does except for speak in a British accent… I’m sure he does something with science… or math.

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Aaaaaand I’ve hit the image limit. Man my old reviews used to be so fricken long… so I guess we’ll have to wait to meet the last team member (lady next to Molina) next time! And I guess we’ll hear more about Whitaker’s feelings next time too. (I just realized I do not remember a single character name in this movie and I’m not going to look it up now). Till next time, Cherio!

Ahaha I have seen Alfred Molina in more movies where he does not have an English accent that I forgot he was born in London… I grew up with Spider-Man and The Man who Knew to Little, and of course Raiders of the Lost Ark ;)