Hybrid tortoise reader makes me just think about Price cleaning their shell everyday and having a huge separate fridge for your greens only
(This is more of a āhybrids as regular folkā kinda universe!)
Thereās a certain stigma again tortoise hybrids. Well, a few. Especially when it comes to having them as partners.
First and foremost: the shell. Though not as heavy and restricting as that of a full tortoise, itās still a big thing to work around.
Second: age. People donāt typically want to enter relationships where their partner will almost certainly outlive them.
Third: the herbivorous nature. This goes for most leaf-eating hybridsā a lot of time has to be spent eating. And leafy greens take up a lot of space in the fridge. Itās a whole thing.
Fourth: the speed. Like, we have places to be. Canāt you step it up a little?
Price, a proud lion hybrid, is still rather desirable in his old age. Efficient, driven, minimal. A strong, able carnivoreā he could have his pick of partners.
Of course no one says it out loud, but theyāre always surprised to see you introduced as being his partner. The illustrious captain John Price, saddled with someone whose presence amounts to little more than a boulder to most? It seems far fetched.
But Price doesnāt mind it. He doesnāt mind spending his hours with you, sitting out at the patio table on the porch while you much away at lettuce, melon, and cactus. He piles up your romaine and adds a date so thereās a little sweet surpriseā dusted with some calcium, of course.
Delights in scrubbing you down and waxing your shell. Always has his hands on itā he loves the feel of your scutes, and he feels responsible checking the parts you canāt reach for any dry or brittle areas.
Youāre younger than him, but he always gets you the best of everything. Things built to last. It includes the house he tends, it has old bones but itāll stay sturdy long after heās gone. Tons of notes and word files hidden around the house and in your computer so there will be traces of him for you to find.
Your ambling pace as he takes you around the lake near the house is just perfect for him. Lets him take in the world, in earnest, for the first time. He never knew how to slow down before youā there was always the next task to move up from the back burner. Fires to be put out. Never time to admire his workā to appreciate the moments he fights for.
So no. He doesnāt mine having a tortoise for a partner.







