#torqueanswer

“Keep it up and I’m sending Advocate-X to SWAT you.”

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The only fellow Advocate he can admit to have had sex with is Mothra and that was during the Coalition era. He’s also in the middle of a fuck-or-die thread with Violet Hex.

As for those he’d like to get it on with right now, that list includes the likes of Storm, Mothra (again), and Scorpion, but it would take a lot of coaxing to get there.

“Depends on the application, doesn’t it? As far as a standard, ‘let’s go fight supervillains’ team, I think we’d want a crew of our heaviest hitters in different disciplines, so I’ll say:

Obsidian (@madeofobsidian) for maximum battle ground coverage as needed, shifting the Earth and harnessing it as a weapon

Warden (@thewardenofnature) who can summon all sorts of nature and its various dangers to his advantage (read: vines & pollen)

Storm (@angelstormx) to obscure and complicate the environment around us (rain, fog, etc.) though I’d need to work in perfect tandem with him, bcause his abilities dampen mine (pun NOT intended)

And then there’s me, smashing up the enemy real good

There are lots of mentors (and proteges) who could be swapped in and out of this team, but I’d say they’re among my first drafts.”

“My skull is too thick for telepaths to penetrate my mind,” says Torque, not realizing the innuendo he accidentally made until it already left his mouth, nor the implication that he’s too thick-skulled (dumb) to be manipulated.

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“No, because I respect my son’s privacy,” says Torque, quickly deleting his tracking app before anybody notices.