Art for Toritsuka/Hairo fic where I explored what was meant to be a crack ship and is now one of my favourite (??) ships in Saiki k- PLEASE HEAR ME OUT
(A long rant ensues so, if you donât want that then thatâs all good and you donât have to click, but if youâre interested, then welcome to my rant about a rare pair i love!)
Of course, I started out by simply laughing at the âI hate menâ line Toritsuka said about Hairo and thinking writing a crack taken seriously fic would be funny and it would be a nice break before I started this other fic I have planned that is going to be an even bigger endeavour with Saiki k x Danganronpa. What I didnât see happening was for this Torihai fic to completely take over my brain space and end up with a fic just shy of 20,000 words.
This may not seem like a lot, but I usually only write fics in 1,000-2,000s so this is a lot for me, especially since Iâm a slow writer/editor so it takes me a while.
Part of the reason I love these two together is because of the inherent dynamic of Hairoâs inspirational preachiness and how it doesnât work on Toritsuka, and how it might be refreshing for Hairo to have someone who challenges him (and not in the fake way Teruhashi does, with Toritsuka being very upfront and honest about it). Toritsuka also, because heâs so upfront about his feelings, helps Hairo to express certain emotions like annoyance/sadness that he wouldnât normally express outwardly. Something else too is that Toritsuka tends to be very physically affectionate, and I donât know that Hairo is used to that (I havenât seen any examples of him being physically affectionate in any other way than a bro way) so that could be refreshing as well. Also, also, Toritsuka is Hairoâs gym buddy who was reluctantly dragged along that day Saiki was trying to avoid everyone and no one can change my mind lol (this, in Hairoâs mind, forms a bond between them that can never be broken and he will never stop reminding Toritsuka of this when they hang out).
I just think their dynamic can be playful/fun because theyâre both real with each other if that makes sense?
On Toritsukaâs side of things, he doesnât have a lot of friends and the friends he does have he either doesnât have any chemistry with or hate him (Saiki lol), so I think itâd be nice for him to have someone who is extremely caring/attentive to his friends and clearly cares deeply about them and shows it often. Because of this, Hairo shows interest in Toritsukaâs life, and for someone who probably hasnât had many friends, that would mean a lot. Also the fact that Hairo cares so much for Toritsuka sets an example as to how to be a good friend/human would behave and could help him grow as a person (which are always the best friendships/relationships when they grow together rather than staying stagnant and dragging each other down). Being more caring of others and allow him to develop his interpersonal relationships with more than just ghosts, instead with real humans.
Also, Iâve taken to calling them the âerrand boysâ because itâs a great prompt to force two people who are polar opposites and would never interact to hang out/do an activity together, so I thought it fit them perfectly.
In the fic I changed a few things from canon (sexualities obviously- Tori is bi/queer and Hairo is gay. Although quick side-tangent- Iâve written Tori/Kaidou, Tori/Akechi, and now Tori/Hairo and all three of them either are Asexual or are often headcanonned as ace by the community/me and I just find it very funny that the horniest character is continuously shipped with them. I only realized I did this after I first started writing the fic.)
- Hairo explicitly has psychic powers (itâs something they can bond over and itâs something that plays off of Hairoâs emotions. Cue a lot of blushing not only because of embarrassment but also actual literal heat rushing to his face.)
- Hairo was raised by a single parent (His family is never mentioned so I just made one up)
- Personal headcanon, but I feel like Toritsuka might occasionally pretend to not see spirits in order to avoid getting approached.
- Toritsukaâs backstory has been slightly altered and has a lot more angst to an already pretty sad backstory (itâs played for laughs, but imagine how that wouldâve felt for him :( he realized he lost two people he loved in a matter of minutes. Also, heâs a child when this happens so thatâs even sadder. I honestly wonder if they died somewhere in the house or he was just there and his guardians didnât know, like??? How???)
If this made you interested in reading the fic which this is all about, Iâll link it at the end, but if you were just here for the rant, thatâs cool too! Iâm obsessed with these two because theyâre adorable and I must spread the gospel of Torihai.
Link to original fic-
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