Listen. I love Simon Whistler as much as anyone. And if you haven't been blessed yet--omg look him up he is amazing.
I devour his playlists and learn whatever he's talking about in all aspects of my day--cooking, not doing homework, driving, sleeping, in the tub. I get happy when a new topic is available and am never disappointed with the content he puts out. I love his voice, his eyebrow wiggles and all the historical quirks he dishes out.
Even when he's trying to sell me razors or socks, I'm like "Do what you gotta do!!!!!" I won't buy any cuz I'm poor, but he is woke enough to not hold that against me.
I appreciate his wit and ability to teach me things he and his team spent tons of time putting together, on all sorts of subjects across his multiple channels. And he keeps adding channels. It's heaven and I don't want it to stop.
But like.
When does he sleep?!
I worry. The amount of content is astounding. And I haven't noticed any ebbs or lulls. This is even taking into account them back logging or prepping things in advance. It's still A LOT HE iS DELIVERING. And WELL.
He needs to chill soon no? Is no one else worried!?!
Bae needs a vacation. I mean, he seems to be doing awesome. But I don't wanna be greedy.













