#topmass

I poked my head into Dsmp to watch a stream or two.

And the literal first thing I noticed?

The Hermits come from a long tradition of dangling horses precariously from rustic houses.

Image A: Series Last Life, Grian's POV. I didn't watch Last Life and I took this screencap from Grian's highlight reel, but from what I can gather something something prank something something boogeyman a horse (presumably Scar's judging by the gold armor) is left dangling by a lead from the front gable of a rustic house. I would guess it didn't hit the ground alive, but I haven't seen the rest of the video yet.

Image B: Series Hermitcraft Season 2, Topmass's POV (in Keralis's episode it was dramatic and B&W and I found the clip more easily than Matt's version I'm sorry dude flame me on Twitter). There was a dramatic horse-centered prank war that we don't need to go into, but suffice to say I thought that looked familiar...that's a-well actually it's a saddled pig, but there was horse up there eventually I promise-horse dangling by a lead from the front gable of Keralis's rustic starter house. As you can see from the dramatic wide angle, it's a bit of a far drop.

I just logged into YT on my phone and this was the first thing in my recommended.

I stared at it for a solid twenty seconds before giving up and logging out

Somewhere along the line I said “the hell is a sring” out loud

I think I need to use the sleep

This isn’t Hermitcraft like at all but every day the fact that an ex-hermit randomly follows my Twitter catches me off guard

Half the time he’s the only person to interact with my posts