#topic: misc

[ Referring to >this post< ]

Asche: “I’ve always liked the idea of flying! When I was little I even tried to use my ears as wings to try and see if I could do it!”

“it... did not... end well... I probably shouldn’t have chosen a place so high...”

“Though someone pointed out a while ago that I could be struck by lightning while flying if I were to do it...”

“If I’m allowed to pick a second one, I’d like to be ground type too! That way lightning can’t affect me!”

“Like a Gligar! Those are flying/ground, right? Well, If I could choose to be another Pokémon instead of another type, I would like to be a Gligar!”

[ @tri-dragonlucas ]

- Bonus:

Asche: “Ah- actually, I do think you guys are the coolest ones out of the eight! With the moon stuff and the glowy rings.

“I even asked my friend why she wouldn’t evolve into one of you- but she says she’s already made up her mind”

Asche: “Can you imagine one of those tickling you with those things? ‘cuz I’m pretty sure that’s the stuff nightmares are made of”

“I do recall they’re quite good at tag, though... maybe- maybe she’s doing it just to become better at it than me?”

“Dammit, I can totally see her doing that!”

Asche: “Well... as child living alone in a forest with ‘mons that sometimes try to eat me, I think you can understand why a stranger suddenly coming and grabbing me can be kind of... uh, a-anxiety inducing?”

“Besides, because of my Static ability I always end up paralyzing people by accident when they startle me, and that’s always so much fun to deal with...”

“B-But, um- I- I guess pets are okay...? As long as you don’t try to hurt me..."

Asche: “THIS IS THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT I MEANT!!”

Asche: “I AM RIDING A GIANT RED FIRE DRAGON THROUGH THE SKY. 

I’VE WON LIFE. 

EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME!”

Local Pichu is having the second best day of their goddam life.