āļø fae? i know you mention them quite often but i can never get enough
I donāt mess with the fae. I might be an arrogant bastard when it comes to most other things, paranormal and otherwise, but with the fae I do not mess. I mean, this is common sense (or at least I think it is) (and if it isnāt it shouldĀ be) but the amount of people Iāve had to warn about fairie circles and what have you!! itās stressful!!
like. Iām Irish. I grew up, funnily enough, in Ireland. the fae are very much a part of daily life there. Iām not joking. sure you probably donāt get it much in the cities, but out in the country (where most people live because thereās a lotĀ of countryside!!) the fae are something that you have to keep in mind!! I grew up in Rural As Fuck Ireland, and I grew up damn near feral. Iād spend whole days just running around the countryside with a bunch of other kids, and it wasnāt about strangers we were warned! it was the fae! (and bombs and soldiers, but thatās a different story.) there were two pieces of knowledge hammered into our heads: the invisible borders you could run across so the police couldnāt come after you, and do not mess with the fae. I mean, the songs the adults used to sing us kids before we went to sleep had lyrics likeĀ ātheyāre the ones that you see when you wake up and scream, the cold things that follow you down the boreen, they live in the small ring of trees on the hill and up at the top of the fieldā andĀ āmay the ghosts that howl āround the house at night never keep you from your sleep; may they all sleep tight down in hell tonight or wherever they may beā!!
there were many places that were associated with the fae where I grew up. there were trails that were fine to walk down in the daytime, but at dawn and dusk you couldnāt go down them because you might not ever come out. there were country lanes (the aforementioned boreens -- barely even roads, just basically two tyre tracks in the ground) that were said to go to the fae realm, and sometimes when you looked up them there was a weird haze like a heat haze but it wasnāt even warm. weird animals roamed around that looked too human or just seemed offĀ somehow. one of my friendsā older brothers swore up and down that when he was walking home from the pub he saw a woman sitting by the stream and she was crying and combing her hair and he ran like fuck and my friend and I were terrified for the rest of the night. now Iād usually say that he was messing with us but Dónal used to frequently take on British soldiers with nothing but a shitty weapon circa 1922 and a moped so he was not easily shaken and he looked scared, my friend! he looked a-fearāt!Ā
one time when I was about 12 I was waiting for my friend so we could walk to school together and an old man with really weird eyes came up to me and started trying to get my name out of me and when I deflected he started trying to get me to agree to answer a riddle and I was just like no thank you sir! no thanks! you think middle names are top secret normally? I had friends for a decade whose middle names I never knew, because you can never be too sure!! I could honestly go on and on because the fae are very much alive and kickinā in Ireland and to this day if I see a circle of flowers or mushrooms on the ground I will go right the way around it!! if I hear bells ringing I get the hell out!! if things just seem Weird Iām off!! if an animal looks a little off Iām out of there! you might all laugh at the superstitious Irish but you do not know what we deal with!!
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Kaz is the EXACT kind of bastard I would have stanned hard when I was 16 or 17 like I know this for a fact. I would have replaced my entire self concept with that little shit.Ā āKazā would have been a name I would have gone by. I know this for certain because I still stan that little shit now. call me predictable but I just loveĀ characters like him. heās so edgy and dramatic but at the same time I can totally believe everything he gets away with -- sure, some of it is pushing his luck a little but it doesnāt matter because I love him so he gets away with it!
something I love about Kaz is the fact he has his limitations and these are consistent. not just with his trauma and his disability, but also the limitations of the people around him. something I appreciate about Kaz is the fact that he knows his own limits and if he canāt work them into something he can use, he does his best to work around them; with the people in his gang heās aware of everyoneās weaknesses and instead of trying to bully people into just Getting Over It he works around it and ensures that itās an issue as little as possible -- not out of any goodness or empathy, but because heās practical and he knows to choose his battles. heās an incredibly ruthless asshole and I love how itās evident in everything he does. I see a lot of people complaining that he gets away with too much and everything always goes right for him and yeah, in the end it does, but I think people forget just how much goes wrongĀ for him, too. I can really believe heās as scheming and strategic as heās said to be because thatās proven time and time again in the narrative and itās all believable enough.Ā
I just really love that he has these things he has to deal with and they donāt go away. I cannot state that enough. itās so refreshing to see a character with trauma that doesnāt go away when itās convenient, and who genuinely becomes a terrible person because of it. even when he sees how Inej deals with her trauma and thinks to himself that sheās a better person than he could ever be, he doesnāt have this epiphany and change. heās just likeĀ āwell thatās herā and carries on, and heās not happy about it and he does wish that things were different, but theyāre not and heās going to just roll with it. as someone with a lot of Baggage⢠from childhood trauma and the situations dealing with it led me into, I appreciate seeing that. yes, itās not like that now, but to see it even acknowledged is very, very nice to see. so many other narratives paint that kind of thing as bad, and kind of lecture on the idea that being traumatised should make you into a better and kinder person -- but sometimes it doesnāt, and that side of things needs to be explored as well.
speaking of Representation⢠and whatnot, I was also super psyched to see a character who has to deal with the same physical limitations as I do. Iāve always thought my limp makes me look rather mysterious and distinguished (double for a cane) but it was really cool to have something so specific in common with a character I love. my biggest annoyance is people saying heās bad representation because he can still run and climb and stuff, because those people seem to think that weāre all helpless and a limp just ruins everything forever. not the case. Kazās abilities are well within range -- if I see something I can climb Iāll climb it, and I can sprint faster than almost everyone I know. I just do so a little more lopsidedly.
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love cats. fluffy. toe beans. the face they make right before they bump their heads against things. some of them are devious and clever and some of them have absolutely nothing going on behind the eyes. some are chunks and some arenāt. some are chatty and some silently judge. all will try to steal food right from your hand like itās their job. no complaints here. natureās prime example of perfection, and they all know it.
anyway, where I was going with that was that I always felt sad thinking about it, but something thatās been consistent across a lot of what Iāve read/heard is the idea that the old gods will never go away so long as there are still people to believe in them, and while I have a lot of my own beliefs and a very specific way of integrated my beliefs with the world around me, thereās a part of me that still Believes. I donāt think I could ever adequately explain why, but if youāve ever been wandering around the Irish countryside at the right time when the light hits just right and the whole place feels ancient, you kind of get it.
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so Iāve been both vegetarian and vegan in the past and I have zero problem with the kinds of food I was able to eat with either -- I was able to eat really tasty things, but the thing is being vegan is just inconvenient for me. even outside of the fact that I fucking love cheese, itās so difficult to eat enoughĀ (and itās expensive, too!). I have chronic anaemia and also I have to be very careful with food because I quite literally medically starved for years and did you know that when you medically starve itās not as simple as just eating again and putting the weight back on? nope! that shit affects you permanently! so I have to be very careful to get everything I need or my body goes from 0 to corpse within literal days. being vegan just isnāt practical for me, and ethically Iām not opposed to dairy products because like... I basically live in a giant farm. everything is locally sourced. I drive past the farm that provides my shop with milk daily. I know for a fact that the animals are well looked after, and because itās all local, impact on the environment is minimal (this is a small family business and the milk doesnāt have to go far, for example). every so often Iāll have a meal that just so happens to be vegan, but the diet is impractical for me long-term and ngl, a lot of the vegans I see vlogging or whatever look... really unhealthy. I mean, if thatās what people wanna do go ahead, but itās really not for me.
being a vegetarian on the other hand? love it. Iāve been vegetarian three times in my life now (this is the third) and the other times I had to quit because of anaemia and meat being the only convenient, affordable way I could get iron (and I still deadass almost died from it š) but now I have more time to cook and I can get all the ingredients I need, Iām enjoying it and I hopefully wonāt have to give it up. Iām vegetarian for a mixture of ethical and personal reasons, and to be honest with you I think my meals are tastier now Iām a vegetarian. I always resented the way that meat was the centrepiece of a meal and that if a meal didnāt have meat it wasnāt aĀ ārealā meal; very often the meatās presence would mean that the other aspects of the dish were afterthoughts and just there to be eaten with the meat, which I wasnāt a fan of anyway, and mealtimes were just kind of stressful in general. now Iām vegetarian everything is fresher, tastier, I feel less gross after eating it, I stay full for longer, and overall I just look and feel healthier. itās definitely something Iām glad I finally got back into, and honestly thereās so much I like eating that I donāt feel like Iām missing out at all. I think even if people ate vegetarian even twice a week, they would find a lot of stuff to like and they would feel healthier -- plus itās better for the environment!
finally pad thai is delicious. @vestriis got me to try it once and Iāve loved it ever since, though we donāt get it often (Thai places arenāt common around here; itās mostly a London thing). we have been planning to try and make our own for a while, however! hopefully that works out. Iād love to have limitless pad thai.
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overall I think her defining feature is bravery. time and time again she has to face the worst possible scenario and she still does what she believes is right, when many other people would have flinched away from it. she has a very strong moral code (perhaps the strongest in the series, if Iām honest -- Alina alone does things because itās the right thing to do, and not because of any ulterior/personal motive) and sheās pretty fucking badass. sheās also funny as hell. like, why donāt more people talk about how funny she is? my girl is a comedic genius.Ā
my main criticism of her is that she didnāt say fuck it and go ape shit and rule Ravka forever on the shadow throne she shares with her hot evil boyfriend the Darkling but like whatever, it would be unrealistic if a character didnāt have flaws.
āļø the Falconer
I fucking love this asshole. from the moment his pretentious arrogant ass appeared on the page talking like someone out of Shakespeare I knew I was gonna love him. I absolutely love arrogant characters who can back it up and he is the dictionary definition of this; likewise I love it when they get their ass handed to them and guess what! the Falconer provides this, too! everything about him is So Fucking Much and I just love it. Iām super excited after reading the end of The Republic of Thieves, and Iām really hoping that Scott Lynch is planning to bring him in as a Big Villain because that would just be so fucking sexy and definitely the best & most righteous thing to do.
he feels like such a solid character, too -- very often a characterās arrogance can be their only defining trait, but the Falconer has a whole history and personality thatās very solid even before itās expanded on in the third book. everything about him is just very interesting and I absolutely adore how ruthless he is -- sometimes authors imply or tell but donāt show, but the Falconer is kind of scary, Iām not gonna lie. I would hate to have him pissed at me and Iām very thankful that I am a different Locke. this bitch is so dramatic and full of himself but heās also smart enough to actually get what he wants and have people look at him and thinkĀ āyeah he seems like someone to align myself withā and Iām not sayingĀ that heās the kind of person who could lead a cult but Iām also not not saying it.
also the fact that his type of specialised magic is looked down upon in Karthain and seen as Not Desirable but heās just like fuck you guys birds are neat and does it anyway? very sexy of him.
āļø Dostoyevsky
bruh... I finally understand what people mean when they go off about Shakespeare or whatever like Iāve never really gotĀ Shakespeare and had no idea why people stan him so hard but then I read Dostoyevsky and like. I get it. I get it now. I understand how people feel. I understand the very emotion that Henry Winter felt when he asked Richard what he thought of Homer and Richard was likeĀ āI... like Homer?ā and Henry fixed him with this death gaze and saidĀ āI love Homer.ā like thatās me!! thatās me bitch thatās me with Dostoyevsky I get it!!
I canāt even articulate whyĀ I feel this way because this love sprung upon me very recently; I read The Brothers KaramazovĀ a while back and adored it and itās always stuck in my mind since, but then I just read The IdiotĀ this week and holy shit I was just struck by... I donāt even know, Emotionsā¢. I think itās because The IdiotĀ is clearly Dostoyevskyās most personal work in terms of themes and opinions, and that combined with the fact that a) Dostoyevsky and I seem to be in agreement on many fundamental issues explored in the book and b) I was literally in the process of thinking about those issues in great detail when I picked the book up has resulted in me just being a full-blown Dostoyevsky Bitche⢠now. I love him. I feel so Seen when I read his works but in a way thatās really not bad at all; itās phenomenal, how he manages to articulate things where I thought I was the only one who thought that or felt that. of course, I know Iām not the onlyĀ one -- that would be statistically impossible -- but everyone experiences things differently even if itās the exact same thing, but Dostoyevsky manages to describe how it was for me, and not only that, but also at multiple different points in my life. how does he do it? we just donāt know, but I love him for it.Ā
I absolutely know this is going to be my literary niche and I am absolutely OK with that. itās made me even more determined in my Russian studies because my goal is now to read all his works in the original Russian. if his work is this beautiful translated into English, I can only imagine what it would be like if I read it how it was intended to be read.
āļø the Big Chungus song
the Big Chungus song haunts me because the very first time I heard it, I swore Iād heard it before. I had not, because itās not the kind of song you can forget, but it reverberated deep in my soul and felt familiar on an existential level. I cannot explain this and nor do I want to; sometimes youāre just gifted these things, and itās within your best interests to accept.
the only other thing I really have to say about it is that it slaps harder than pretty much anything Iāve ever heard before.
āļø Athos & Astrid Dane
god these two were so great but I wish weād known more about them! like on the one hand the lack of development is great because I get to go ham sandwich in my fics and basically write their lives for them which I love doing because my headcanons are sexy & righteous and born of only the hottest takes imaginable, but at the same time I have to write it all and I would also like to read it all. you can see my dilemma clearly.
I loved what I did get, because I love it when nasty characters are truly nasty. Athos and Astrid are fucking reprehensible. thereās no redeeming features, thereās no excuse for what they did -- theyāre just evil and sadistic, and thatās that. I also love how Astrid is just as evil as her brother, because often the woman is portrayed as Not As Bad in some way, or as the foil to the man, and especially so with twins, but no. theyāre both just fucking awful and nasty and they love it and they encourage one another to be their worst-ass self and itās just brilliant. itās like the Evil Twin trope, but both of them are the evil twin. itās really refreshing to see a book commit to the idea of truly sadistic characters who are sadistic for no other reason other than they enjoy it -- the Danes didnāt become this way because they wanted to rule; they rule because they areĀ that way.Ā
the character development past this is kind of eh, but at the same time theyāre definitely not just Sadists⢠and nothing beyond that. thereās enough there for me to get my teeth into, anyway, and I just have so many questions about them that I can write lots of fic answering. also their aesthetic is brilliant. all pale and washed out and wearing white (naturally so the blood splatters can show up clearer)? veins going black with corruption so they look like walking marble terrors? Makt couture baby.
I love my boy Nikolai, what can I say? heās a delightful asshole which is something I think isnāt appreciated enough. I mean, he gets a lot of appreciation which is a good thing, but he seems to be the Golden Boy but in actual fact heās quite a dick. I like arrogant dickhead characters so I canāt say Iām complaining (especially when they back it up, like Nikolai can) but itās a shame that his ruthlessness and scheming and assholishness isnāt as celebrated as his charm and his cheek.
apparently Leigh Bardugo intended to kill him off in the second book and I am super fucking glad she did not. I canāt imagine the series having a satisfying ending if Nikolai was dead lmao I just... cannot. I can believe that heāll actually make a good king and itās clear he really does love Ravka -- I really enjoyed how he and the Darkling played off against one another in that respect, because everything they both did was for the good their vision for the country, and at root they had many things in common (hated how the royals were running the place, for example, and wishing for an end to all the wars) but they went about it in totally different ways. Iāve always wondered what would have happened if the two of them had teamed up. that would be one hell of an unstoppable team.
I absolutely loved the shit he went through in the series as well, like. holy shit. I donāt think Iāve ever read about something like that before, and itās fucking horrific. naturally I was then super pissed off that King of ScarsĀ was basically one long gush about Zoya and she eclipsed Nikolai in his own fucking duology, because I really wanted to see how he was going to deal with the long-term ramifications of what happened to him. I feel kind of robbed, tbh. he was brilliant in the trilogy but I feel like heās been really screwed over now; it felt almost like his character was a hook to pull in readers just so Bardugo could remind us Zoya is her favourite character š like we could ever forget.
but no I love this little bastard (pun definitely intended) and I express this by writing lots of things where he goes through hell.