wei wuxian, playing pokémon go: lan zhan! don't move, i just found the rarest pokemon.
lan wangji: pardon?
wei wuxian: don't move! i'm going to catch him!
lan wangji, freezing: uh, sure?
*wei wuxian jumps lan wangji*
wei wuxian, beaming: i've got him!
lanzhan.exe has passed away

















