#toontown devil

This is the reason why that we can't have nice things in Toontown.

This is why you can't have colored gloves.

This is why you can't have fun.

This is why cogs are mad, and toons are sad.

It's the Toontown Devil.

Everyone knows him, and everyone hates him.

And that's why I don't want to be him.

Go to your estate, don't be there too late.

Lock the door, hide your doodle, stash your jellybeans, and yes, definitely hide the noodles.

Or the Toontown Devil will be at your estate.

Then it will be too late.

They say that he blesses you,

showering you with jellybeans,

applauding with every fish you catch,

smiling at every cog you blast,

guiding you to new friends and new locations,

always watching you play- helping you along the way..

But is it worth it? Does he really help you? Is he really your friend?

We'll never know, let's not pretend.