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JAMES POTTER: 

   ♡ James is far from being the neatest person you know

   ♡ Specifically when it comes to his dorm

   ♡ His shoes, clothes, and school supplies would just be thrown recklessly around his entire part of the room

   ♡ You would barley be able to see his night table because it would be covered in school supplies and quidditch gear

   ♡ You would nag at him to be more orderly, but even when he would listen and tidy up, it would last 24 hours max

   ♡ He's also a huge morning person, so he would always make a point to annoy you first thing in the morning (after waking up the other angry marauders ofc) simply because he knows that you are extremely grumpy in the morning

   ♡ He'd wait for you outside of your house common room (If you're a Gryffindor he would just wait for you in the common room) just to talk your ear off with terrible dad jokes, corny pick-up lines, ridiculous questions, and basically anything else he could think of. 

   ♡ He would also constantly try to "convince" others to be morning people?? lmao

   ♡ "Beautiful day, isn't it?"

   ♡ "It would be if you would shut up."

   ♡ Which he would follow up with an entire day of knock knock jokes, fart jokes, and "ur mum" jokes

   ♡ He's also definitely the type to fully stand by the five-second rule

   ♡ He'd drop the last cookie on the ground, be dramatic for like a millisecond, and then pick it up and eat it followed by saying "five-second rule!" 

   ♡ It boils your blood every. single. time

   ♡ "James that's disgusting! Do you know how many people and their filthy shoes have walked on this floor?"

   ♡ "Don't worry, it was definitely only down there for three seconds."

SIRIUS BLACK: 

   ♡ one thing about Sirius is that he simply loves annoying the shit out of you

   ♡ he finds out something annoys you? bam, all of a sudden, it's his new favorite thing

   ♡ like one time he was talking to his friends at lunch and happened to talk with food in his mouth

   ♡ "Sirius, for merlin's sake, would you swallow before speaking."

   ♡ (which btw he would definitely figure out a way to make some sort of "that's what she said" joke to that)

   ♡ He would unironically get this mischievous glint in his eye and you knew you screwed up

   ♡ from that day on he would make it his personal mission to make you want to rip off your ears and eyes by talking with his mouth full and smirking at you or simply chewing with his mouth open and smacking away while holding direct eye contact

   ♡ eventually he'd give it up but he would definitely hold it over you for at LEAST a solid week 

   ♡ he would also constantly have his feet up on something

   ♡ like if this man is sitting, his feet are not touching the ground

   ♡ he'd have put his feet up on the common room table once while sitting on the couch which triggered you to scold him

   ♡ "Sirius, get your feet off the table! You're getting it all dirty!"

   ♡ (weasley joke intended ^^) 

   ♡ "People put their food on there you know?!"

   ♡ He would find this absolutely hilarious and tease you about being a parent then and any other time you tried to scold him, further annoying you

   ♡ he would also make sure to put his feet up on the back of your chair anytime he sat behind you in a class just to especially tick you off

REMUS LUPIN: 

   ♡ It's no secret that Remus loves reading and is in need of academic validation, so he spends a lot of time studying and reading

   ♡ He also love annotating his books so he almost always has a quill nearby or in hand

   ♡ He has a terrible habit of biting on the end of the quill

   ♡ "Don't put that in your mouth! You'll get ink everywhere.

   ♡ which, of course, was true and he often did get ink on his lips and face without even realizing it

   ♡ "Remus, cut it out, that's disgusting!"

   ♡ "You look like you've just cleaned a chimney."

   ♡ along with the habit of biting his quill, he also had a habit of chewing on his lips

   ♡ his lips would often get chapped, so he developed a habit of biting them

   ♡ you'd always nag on him for it since he'd literally bite his lips raw 

   ♡ "There is a such thing as chapstick, you know. You should try it."

   ♡ You'd give him chapstick to try

   ♡ He'd carry it around with him but literally never use it

   ♡ It's not like he didn't want to, he just genuinely forgets because he's so used to just gnawing at his lips

   ♡ It would drive you insane, especially when he would sit next to you in class or in the common room 

   ♡ he would be focused on on studying, ink on his lip from chewing on the quill you smacked out of his hand just to replace it by chewing his own ink covered lip while the chapstick sits in his bookbag unused 

PETER PETTIGREW: 

   ♡ Peter has an awful habit of rubbing his nose

   ♡ It specifically annoys you because he does it like one of those sick little kids where he pushes his nose up with his palm

   ♡ You'd try to get him to stop by pulling his hand away from his face or asking him to stop, but the alternative was him just rubbing it with his sleeve

   ♡ Over time it started annoying you more, and Peter noticed

   ♡ He would try to not do it in front of you but in doing so he would just sniffle his nose CONSTANTLY

   ♡ You guys would be studying in the library and he would keep making these awful noises with his nose, effectively distracting you from your work

   ♡ "Peter, please get a tissue"

REGULUS BLACK: 

   ♡ over the years of coping with anxiety, Regulus developed a habit of distracting himself by biting on his lips or cheek

   ♡ as he got older, his habit switched its attention to his rings

   ♡ now he'd almost always bite on his rings 

   ♡ "Regulus, get that out of your mouth."

   ♡ "If you keep doing that you'll choke!"

   ♡ He'd tell you that you were being overdramatic and tell you he'd be fine, continuing the habit

   ♡ It annoyed you to no end since you constantly felt like you had to watch him so he wouldn't inhale one and die

   ♡ He'd constantly tell you to stop worrying so much and loosen up, or make jokes about you being so careful

   ♡ Of course, one day in the middle of an important exam he nearly choked on his silver snake ring and immediatley went pale as his life flashed before his eyes

   ♡ You teased him about it with "I told you so" for the rest of the night

SEVERUS SNAPE:

(this one specifically is set in 1st or 2nd year)

   ♡ i don't think anyone is surprised to hear that Severus' bad habit revolved around his hair

   ♡ This man put SO much gel in his hair 

   ♡ it would literally reflect light into your eyes and blind you from how slick it got

   ♡ You never brought it up, but it always annoyed the hell out of you

   ♡ Especially when you could see the comb marks stuck solid in his hair

   ♡ You just wanted to wash it all out and call it a day

   ♡ Sometimes you would subtly try to hint at it

   ♡ "Sev... have you ever thought about a middle part? Instead of the gel, I mean."

   ♡ You'd bring it up every once in a while in hopes that he would get the not-so-subtle hint

   ♡ and it's not like you were the only one the change would benefit 

   ♡ One day before everyone went home for Christmas break, he decided to test it out to "prove you wrong"

   ♡ He freshly washed his hair and let it dry in a middle part

   ♡ He never wore gel again after that day (thank heavens) 

LUCIUS MALFOY:

   ♡ Lucius had a terrible habit of spitting when he spoke

   ♡ It's not even like he had bad manners. in fact, it was because he had such good diction that you were so familiar with the term "say it, don't spray it"

   ♡ If you guys were together you would always make sure to keep your distance as to avoid being in the splash zone

   ♡ He spoke so loud and with such specific pronunciation that it was like every other word

   ♡ I don't even think he realized he did it, and nobody dared to inform him

   ♡ It annoyed you so badly but it also made you laugh

   ♡ especially when he would be yelling and going off at someone and they would just get drenched in spit

   ♡ like it was just flying everywhere

   ♡ people genuinely had to start carrying napkins and handkerchiefs but nobody said a thing 

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