#tokumi

(Reblogs allowed!) EARL GREY: "DANG IT ROGUEFORT!"

ROGUEFORT: "What?! It wasn’t me!"

EARL GREY: "Sorry, force of habit. DANG IT TIMEKEEPER!"

TIMEKEEPER:  "Not me either."

EARL GREY: "...Oh...Then...who set the house on fire?"

RAI-RAI-CHAN: *Whistles*

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ROGUEFORT: "Hey Earl Grey, can I get some ice cream?"

EARL GREY: "...Only a spoonful."

ROGUEFORT: *Proceeds to pull out a comically large spoon*

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TOKUMI: "Hey, is Rai-rai-Chan sleeping or dead?"

RAI-RAI-KUN: "Hopefully dead, I hated her guts."

ANANAS: "Yeah, so did I."

RAI-RAI-CHAN: "OKAY FIRST OF ALL MUK YOU-"

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TIMEKEEPER: "Are you busy?"

STRING GUMMY: "Yes."

TIMEKEEPER: "Cool, listen to this."

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ANANAS: "ENOUGH! HOW DARE YOU MOCK ME IN SUCH A MANNER!?"

RAI-RAI-CHAN: "Well. How would you like me to mock you? I take requests."

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CAPTAIN ICE: "Hey Timekeeper, do you wanna help us?"

TIMEKEEPER: "Oh, I would... but I don’t want to."

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LONGAN: "...You're alive."

RAI-RAI-CHAN: "No need to sound so disappointed."

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ANANAS: "The best person I know is myself."

RAI-RAI-CHAN: "Well that's sad."

ANANAS: "ARE YOU MOCKING ME-"

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RAI-RAI-CHAN: "I’m quick at math."

STRING GUMMY: "Ok, what’s 38 times 76?"

RAI-RAI-CHAN: "24."

STRING GUMMY: "...That wasn’t even close."

RAI-RAI-CHAN: "But it was quick."

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ROGUEFORT: "Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside~!" EARL GREY: "...Roguefort. I swear if I step outside and all the hotel mugs are on the front lawn, I'm kicking you out."

ROGUEFORT: *Quietly sips coffee from bowl*

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RAI-RAI-CHAN: "I’ll be famous one day, but for now I’m stuck in this house with a bunch of morons."

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MILLENNIAL TREE: "Is the pink panther a lion?"

RAI-RAI-KUN: "Say that again but slower."

MILLENNIAL TREE: "...I do not get it."

RAI-RAI-KUN: "He’s a PANTHER."

MILLENNIAL TREE: "Is that a type of lion?"

RAI-RAI-KUN: "No, it’s a muking panther."

MILLENNIAL TREE: *Googles panther* "They aren’t pink?"

RAI-RAI-KUN: "AND LIONS ARE?!"

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RAI-RAI-CHAN: "I'm an idiot."

ROGUEFORT: "..."

TIMEKEEPER: "..."

EARL GREY: "..."

CAPTAIN ICE: "..."

STRING GUMMY: "..."

WIND ARCHER: "…"

MILLENNIAL TREE: "..."

ANANAS: "..."

LONGAN: "..."

TOKUMI: "..."

RAI-RAI-KUN: "..."

RAI-RAI-CHAN: "..."

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EARL GREY: "...What were you thinking?"

RAI-RAI-CHAN: "...I thought releasing birds at a wedding was romantic..."

CAPTAIN ICE, STRING GUMMY, & ANANAS: "YOU RELEASED OSTRICHES!"

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MILLENNIAL TREE: "Hey guys, I found a spider. Cool little lad. Thanks for eating the mosquitos." (!) "Oh no, where did it go?"

RAI-RAI-CHAN: "MILLENNIAL TREE WHAT THE MUK?!"

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CAPTAIN ICE: "You both are smiling. What's up?"

ANANAS: "What, we can't be happy?"

EARL GREY: "Rai-rai-Chan fell down the stai-"

ANANAS & LONGAN: "SHUT IT EARL GREY."

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STRING GUMMY: "How do Rai and Tokumi usually get out of these messes?"

TIMEKEEPER: "They don't! They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out!"

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ROGUEFORT: "What if Cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave, and her name was Mozzarella?"

ANANAS, STRING GUMMY, CAPTAIN ICE, & LONGAN: "NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN."

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TIMEKEEPER: "Alright, Earl Grey, Roguefort. Let's go over this one more time. If something breaks?"

EARL GREY: "We try to fix it before Rai-rai-Chan gets home."

TIMEKEEPER: "If it doesn't work?"

ROGUEFORT: "We blame String Gummy."

STRING GUMMY: "Seriously guys, what the heck?!"

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LONGAN: "I have the sharpest memory here. Name one time I forgot something."

MILLENNIAL TREE: "You left me, Ananas, and Timekeeper in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago..."

LONGAN: "I did that on purpose. Try again."

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ANANAS: "I'm bored."

LONGAN: "Wanna commit first-degree murder?"

ANANAS: "Sure."

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EARL GREY: "Good night."

TOKUMI: "Sleep tight."

TIMEKEEPER: "Don’t let the bedbugs crawl up to your ear and whisper threatening things that make you question yourself."

ANANAS: "Great, now Rai-rai-Chan's crying."

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RAI-RAI-CHAN: "You three, explain right now!"

TIMEKEEPER: "It was String Gummy."

EARL GREY: "It was String Gummy."

ROGUEFORT: "It was String Gummy."

STRING GUMMY: "…F*ck."

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RAI-RAI-CHAN:  "We’re kind of missing something guys."

ROGUEFORT: "Cohesion?"

EARL GREY: "Teamwork?"

CAPTAIN ICE: "A general sense of what we’re doing?"

MILLENNIAL TREE: "And Tokumi is not here..."

RAI-RAI-CHAN: "Oh, and that, yeah.''

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RAI-RAI-KUN: "I am convinced Roguefort & Timekeeper share a brain cell."

LONGAN: "And it’s not in use very often, it seems."

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WIND ARCHER: "What's the signal when something goes wrong?"

RAI-RAI-CHAN: "You guys yell, 'OH SH*T!'"

TOKUMI: "…That'll have to work..."

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RAI-RAI-CHAN: "Time for plan G."

CAPTAIN ICE: "Don’t you mean plan B?"

RAI-RAI-CHAN: "No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties."

STRING GUMMY: "What about plan D?"

RAI-RAI-CHAN: "Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago."

ANANAS: "And plan E?"

RAI-RAI-CHAN: "I’m hoping not to use it. Roguefort dies in plan E."

TIMEKEEPER: "I like plan E."

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EARL GREY: "I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone."

ROGUEFORT: "Mine just says "Roguefort, no.""

EARL GREY: "I want you to apply it to every possible situation."

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ANANAS: *Out cold on the ground*

EARL GREY: "Oh my god, do you think they’re okay?!"

RAI-RAI-CHAN: *Holding a bucket of ice water* "WHO CARES?!" *DUMPS ALL THE WATER ON ANANAS' FACE* "WAKE UP!"

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EARL GREY: "...You bought a taco?"

TIMEKEEPER: "Yes."

EARL GREY: "...From the same truck that hit Roguefort?!"

TIMEKEEPER: *With a mouthful of taco* "Well, me starving ain't gonna help them."

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RAI-RAI-CHAN: I have an idea.

WIND ARCHER: "...A good idea?"

RAI-RAI-CHAN: "ALRIGHT LET'S NOT GET AHEAD OF OURSELVES-"

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RAI-RAI-KUN: "Who the muk broke the toaster?"

TOKUMI: "It was Rai-rai-Chan."

CAPTAIN ICE: "It was Rai-rai-Chan."

MILLENNIAL TREE: "Rai-rai-Chan broke it..."

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RAI-RAI-CHAN: "I am 39 cheetos tall."

EARL GREY: "Why...Why are you measuring your height in cheetos?"

RAI-RAI-CHAN: "Because we're out of doritos."

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ROGUEFORT: "Hey, do you know the password to Timekeeper's computer?"

RAI-RAI-CHAN: "F*ck you, Roguefort."

ROGUEFORT: "HEY."

RAI-RAI-CHAN: "No, you misunderstood, the password actually is "****youRoguefort"."

ROGUEFORT: "...Oh~? No numbers? Not very safe..."

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RAI-RAI-CHAN: "You have to apologize to Timekeeper."

STRING GUMMY: "...FINE. UNF*CK YOU OR WHATEVER!"

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TOKUMI: "So, what’s for dinner?"

RAI-RAI-CHAN: *Staring at the food she burnt* "Regret."

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TIMEKEEPER: "What’s worse than a heartbreak?"

RAI-RAI-CHAN: "Waking up in the morning and your phone wasn’t charging."

TOKUMI: "Waking up in the morning...."

RAI-RAI-KUN: "Waking up."

LONGAN: "Waking up in the morning…And seeing Tokumi."

TOKUMI: "Hey! Rude!!"

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EARL GREY: "You need a hobby."

TIMEKEEPER: "I have a hobby!"

EARL GREY: "Hitting Roguefort isn’t a hobby."

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ROGUEFORT: "Good morning~♪!"

EARL GREY: "Good morning."

CAPTAIN ICE: "Good morning."

STRING GUMMY: "Mornin."

MILLENNIAL TREE: "Good morning..."

ANANAS: "Good morning."

LONGAN: "Good morning, weak ones."

RAI-RAI-KUN: "Morning."

TOKUMI: "G-Good morning everyone..."

TIMEKEEPER: "...You all sound like robots. "Good morning" this. "Good morning" that. Spice it up."

Vai chegar um momento na tua vida que você vai se perguntar se valeu apena, se você quer continuar. Esse momento vai decidir todo o resto.

"Não escolha o errado almejando fazer uma certo..."