Job 37:23 - “The Almighty is beyond our reach and exalted in power; in his justice and great righteousness, he does not oppress.”

GOD. The creator and ruler of the universe, the source of all moral authority. The supreme being. He is all knowing. He is all powerful. He is almighty. He… is a dick. He picks favourites. He has stood by and watched wars happen. He has let the human race destroy themselves, century after century. He has let them destroy the earth. He is petty. He gave the United States their president. He lets the bad guys win.

Why?

There is only one law that God MUST follow, and even He doesn’t know why. And it is that He must not get in the way of human affairs. So… He doesn’t. He disappeared for two thousand years. He left his angels in charge. He simply watched, and He simply waited.