*Scratching butt*
Lowering myself in front of you whispering
"Dear mighty Author me hungry, need your food."
Eyes filled with sparkle while handing you full trays of tofu as offering. No pressure... Just hungry.... Take your time... Love you...
Patting your head as I accepted the offering, I carefully inspected each piece of tofu before giving a solemn nod.
"The offering.... has been accepted. I shall write a new chapter. Have patience child, the food shall be delivered this week."
With that, I turned dramatically and walked off into the distance. Cape fluttering in the non existent wind, while munching on tofu as I disappeared from the scene.









