#toby throttle

I had some other ideas in mind involving home ec I hope to do later. As well as some gags about Veronica trying to cook (she’s not savvy in the kitchen unless it involves the microwave), and JD cooking for Veronica and the Bravermans.

Based on the latest meme going around as of typing. JD is still a No Rust Build Up Man even in this universe.

Since Kurt and Ram reform and survive in the AU, their bully/villainous roles eventually went full time to fellow jocks Terrance Thrash and Toby Throttle. Similar to Kurt and Ram’s original fate, Thrash and Throttle die after humiliating Veronica thanks to a scheme by JD, but with a twist. Throttle is the intelligent one, slightly more than Veronica, and saw through the charade, letting Thrash eat it to prove his suspicions. Unlike Kurt who runs away in the source material (not that it helped him), Throttle fights back, with him whaling on JD being my favorite part (I’m sorry, Jason…!). Rather than a gay suicide pact, since that wouldn’t work with Thrash who is extremely homophobic, JD instead frames it as a murder suicide where the boys killed each other due to their volatile behavior which is more believable, especially when Kurt and Ram “defected”.