#toadpalooza

This person runs ninjashadesofgray/toadpalooza/silverwaterslasher and inensesenseofmorality and it’s very obvious it’s all the same person. 

http://archive.is/wrhVm

No, making other blogs to literally pretend to be another person and to secretly play with other people you know don’t like you (or you don’t like them) isn’t a healthy coping mechanism. This isn’t something people frequently do. 

Making a blog or two where people don’t know it’s you to do some other, random shit isn’t the same as literally making blogs where you pretend to be someone else, especially if you are going to immediately interact with the same 2-3 people every single time, and use the same syntax and give yourself away.

“?????” 

What the heck just happened. Who was this baby. Why is it so cute. WHy is saSUke cRYING??

His first time seeing not only Nagato’s, but Naruto and Minato-sensei’s sensei, and what is the first thing the honorable man tells him? That he’s wrinkly.... Or ugly, in other words, right? That makes something in Obito’s heart break a little, and he has to look down at his feet in a mixture of disappointment and shame. 

“I ask you kindly refrain from harassing my staff Jiraiya.”They doubt there is much need to intervene, since Karin was perfectly capable of defending herself. However they did prefer it when their guests behaved themselves in a mannerly way. Hospitable as the serpent was currently being to their comrade, they wouldn’t feel awfully bad if they had to kick him out in to the cold to regain peace in their working environment. It wasn’t as if the sage was in any way unable to provide for himself after all.

“Huh-- Wait, I didn’t agree to this, old man!”

He was one of them. The legendary three Ninja, so being handed a mission should’ve been held in high esteem.

But she was a Special Jounin, not a babysitter! That stuff was for genin still wet behind the ears!

Come get a kiss from Kame! (2/5)

“Ahaha! Yep-yep-yep! Come an’ get one~!” 

His lips tempt her, but should she go for them directly? She’s heard somewhere that in order to reel a man in–especially a Scorpio man–you ought to tease him, a little. Give them enough to prove your intent, but leave them wanting more. 

But how should she do it? 

Ah! That’s it! 

She keeps her eyes fixed on the left corner of his mouth. Smiling back at him, she creeps up and presses her right hand against his broad chest–so tall!–and plants a kiss right in that corner of his mouth, getting up on her tiptoes as she does so.