#toad spawn

(No longer posting every day or in order but we’ll get there)

Perfect for theater kids, English majors, petty witches, queer scholars, and anyone who’s ever wanted to insult their ex using iambic pentameter.

This one’s for the language lovers, the Shakespeare ranters, and the softly cursed librarian in all of us.

“Though Filthy Toad Spawn” is a bardcore guide to the ancient art of Elizabethan swearing—because “thou goatish hedge-born miscreant” just hits different.

Sing along, swear pretty, and remember: if you're going to be dramatic… be poetic.

Bardcore playlist on YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCaco6iiFeg&list=PL_vP8OqcJw3jiHKIEwpIPQboNqU6UVdV-

Lyrics, story, and linguistic mischief by Aggie V and ChatGPT

Music conjured with Suno.ai:

https://suno.com/playlist/9e0af7af-b41d-4d4e-997f-7247aff3e866

Reblogs are like well-aimed insults hurled in flawless Elizabethan diction. 🎭📜

Follow for more bardcore spells, satirical side-eyes, and slightly haunted harmony.

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Caring daddy - The midwife toad is distinguished by the fact that it takes care of its spawn —hence its name. It is the male that looks after the offspring. After fertilization has occurred on land, he takes over the egg lines from the female and wraps them around his hind legs. The toads distribute the spawn among several males. This way, they can reproduce up to four times a year.

Eggs with eyes - The expectant midwife toad dad lugs the eggs around with him for the next 20 to 45 days. Only when the babies hatch does he carry them to a suitable body of water. The larvae either develop into a toad the same year or spend the winter as tadpoles in the water to go ashore the following spring.

We know it must be spring because the cock pheasants are rutting, fighting beak and nail while the hens pretend not to notice. These two are spoiling for a fight —

and it all kicks off!

Getting quite violent but balletic!

After several skirmishes the newcomer takes off with indecent haste leaving the resident cock to strut about guarding his territory while the eight females under…