#tmx

Happy pride month to the gay guys who were encouraged to use calculators throughout all of elementary school and therefore can't do math in their head, the lesbians who are trying to kill their celestial demigod brothers with extreme prejudice, the bisexuals who hiss at people for pursuing their crush even though they're in their late 20s and have an accounting degree, the transgender people who managed to steal control of some kind of nanobot monstrosity and now have the capability and the drive to kill everyone in the country in a cacophany of color and blood, the nonbinary people who are trying to keep their demigod-killing lesbian girlfriends out of trouble, the asexual people who got adopted by a cyborg dad and now have a love-hate relationship with them and also a sick pair of wings, the aromantic people who routinely torture criminals to death to deal with the horrifying trauma of being sort of responsible for the deaths of millions of people, and the people who haven't figured it out yet or don't fit into any of the boxes but who became experimental trojan horses for an ai at age 5 and have been trapped on a mountain for 7 years.