#tmi 00

REAL BB: Hot. I’d Tongue His Butthole With Swamp Water And Sweat Coating It.

I WAS FUCKING JOKING BECAUSE CUPRIOSEXUAL IS SUCH A DAMN FARCE!!! THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE!! Thank you for  trying to be helpful though that’s nice of you anon.

Anyway, I would be on the ace spectrum if I was an idiot in too deep into identity politics actually, figured I’d come clean. I’m fully sex repulsed in terms of penetration but also have a ton of mental hangups on sexual acts in general. I also have lots of trauma surrounding both men and women just as genders as a whole, and fear them  for reasons I don’t wanna get into at 1:30am. Gay + gay(and lgbt people as a whole) people clearly having big issues with sexuality + trauma = ya I’d be on the ace spectrum for sure.

I am attracted to men. Men only. Cis or transitioned if you identify as a man and have a male body (tl;dr: dick, no boobs, male face) then I could be attracted to you. If you identify as a woman and have a female body (tl;dr: vagina, boobs, female face) I will not be attracted to you in any capacity. If it wasn’t a fucked up word, I would say I am “allosexual/alloromantic” to put it bluntly. 

Anyway the point of that post was “now that I have given and received blowjobs I want to admit I don’t enjoy giving them but getting them is pretty nice. hey I can make fun of overly specific ace identities” that’s it. Dicks aren’t as fun as I thought they’d be.