#tmack

Madison: Hey Mack!

Sugar: If someone had sex and were all wet but swore up and down it wasn’t pee then what was it??

Mack: Cum... why?

Sugar: That’s so much ?

Mack: It's possible.

Sugar: Wow

Mack: Uh huh

Sugar: TMI

Mack: YOU asked

Sugar: no

Sugar: why I asked

Sugar: anyways

Sugar: sup

Sugar: we’re definitely going to my house tomorrow right?

Mack: Bruh, the fuck?

Mack: Is that not normally the plan?

Mack: SCREAMS IN GIANT SQUISH

Sugar: huh?

Sugar: where?

Mack: IN MY APARTMENT

Sugar: which?

Sugar: why?

Mack: AKINA

Mack: DUNNO

Sugar: AHHH

Mack: SO BIG SO SQUISH

Sugar: AHHH squishhhh

Mack: SHELBY BEST

Sugar: No literally no she is not

Sugar: she said she’d spank me

Mack: Do you deserve it?

Sugar: wow

Mack: m'just sayin, can't imagine that'd be said without reason

Sugar: plead the fifth

Sugar: I do

Mack: What'd you do?

Sugar: Youre the last person I’m telling

Mack: So I'll ask her

Sugar: ugh

Mack: You tell me or she tells me. Either way I'm gonna find out.

Sugar: Whatever

Sugar: You keeping squishes name

Mack: Okay. I'll ask when I go thank her.

Mack: Dunno yet, been too busy enjoying the comfy

Sugar: Enjoying the squishy

Mack: Yeh!

Sugar: I want to meet them

Mack: Maybe later.

Liv: is sugar on drugs?

Liv: you really a pony? 😹

Mack: What?

Sugar: Youre a pagan?

Mack: Yeah, but I'm very confused about the pony thing.

Liv: Sugar called paganism a Pegasi which is a my little pony reference

Mack: What the fuck?

Liv: which is why I asked if she’s on drugs

Mack: Honestly, I think that's just her brain naturally.

Liv: damn

Mack: she's a very interesting individual. She's also one of the most accidentally open people I've ever met. She's drawn to haunted objects more than anyone.

Liv: Accidental wtf

Mack: She had no fucking clue she was so open that she was being drawn to haunted shit.

Liv: brilliant

Liv: so is that what’s happening to this building?

Mack: until I nearly got cursed via a fuckin tarot deck she found

Mack: probably. Bitch brings hhaunted shit home with her

Liv: That’s so unhinged I love it

Mack: That's Suge for ya

Liv: So what is paganism cause two people have brought it up and one of them told me to go to you

Mack: Uh, basically, it's the overarching term for anyone who doesn't fall into your typical "big" religions.

Liv: Ohhh

Liv: I feel like everything connects and it’s so weird and Quinn said to talk to you

Mack: It's strange she knows me but I don't really know her.

Mack: connects in what way? Like I'm all for the idea that all energy is connected but like, what specifically are you thinking?

Liv: All the people finding their missing moms here and all the weird connections between people

Liv: the fact I have never heard of paganism and all of a sudden I hear all about it

Mack: there's definitely a force at work here, for sure.

Mack: as for you just now hearing about paganism, I don't have an answer

Liv: fascinating

Mack: Granted I have no idea WHAT that force is, but it doesn't necessarily feel malicious at least

Liv: That is a relief

Mack: Still not sure I /like/ it, but yeah.

Liv: What’s your scoop

Mack: I'm a 4-time show choir champion under Shelby and uh... hot for teacher~

Liv: Nice !

Liv: not then right?

Mack: I mean, we're /something/ now it's just confusing for me

Liv: Yeah, shit do be confusing

Mack: I've never done feelings. But I know with her it'll never just be physical

Liv: Legit

Liv: good to know that

Mack: But uh, if you're interested in her, let a person know, I'd love to watch

Liv: holy shit

Mack: What?

Liv: Sign me up right now

Mack: You set it up with her and I'll be there

Liv: Can I call you daddy? 😉

Mack: If you wanna

Liv: Nice

Mack: Mmhmm

Liv: Did you know I was Maureen too? Not on BroadwAY but lol

Mack: Were you really?

Liv: I was!

Mack: Interesting.

Liv: I’ll see what Shelby says 🙂

Mack: And if says no, though I can't imagine she will, you can still call me daddy

Liv: If she says no I will be crushed

Liv: But score!

Mack: like I said, can't imagine she will

Liv: Thanks daddy 😉

Sugar: Think I'm in love

Mack: Excuse me?

Sugar: ME = HEART EYES

Mack: Since WHEN?!

Sugar: like, last night

Sugar: more like this morning

Mack: Talk about whiplash

Sugar: HE KISSED ME IN THE LOBBY

Mack: bruh, who the fuck

Sugar: RO

Sugar: WAN

Mack: the dude who was complaining about sex sounds?

Sugar: Don't think he was complaining last night 😉

Mack: Uh, good for y'all?

Sugar: THANKS

Mack: But also how does sex + a kiss = love?

Sugar: ??? how does it not

Mack: I do more than that with people and it means absolutely nothing.

Sugar: Yeah but you're like a no feelings monster

Sugar: I'm not

Sugar: I'm just a monster.

Mack: But also most people will kiss somebody and fuck them and it won't mean anything?

Sugar: they're weird too?

Mack: Definitely think you're the weird one here.

Sugar: wow

Sugar: uninvited from the wedding

Mack: I'd rather not witness a disaster so that's probably for the best

Sugar: wow

Mack: Like what do you even know about this guy?

Sugar: I know his dick is fine

Sugar: He has shit taste for decorating but I can change that

Mack: So... nothing?

Sugar: i just said two things

Mack: Information I can gather without even knowing someone's name, age, or pronouns.

Sugar: He isn't 50

Mack: You sure?

Sugar:....no

Mack: So you know nothing of substance

Sugar: who needs that

Sugar: I don't care

Mack: From what I know of relationships, MOST PEOPLE

Sugar: I'm not MOST PEOPLE

Sugar: EYEROLL EMOJI

Mack: And for once that's a bad thing

Sugar: he has a snake

Sugar: maybe im marrying him for it

Sugar: who cares?

Mack: Bruh.

Sugar: Why isn't there snake squish?

Mack: Uh idk

Sugar: there is i guess but they aren

Sugar: they aren't good

Mack: hard to make it obvious the blob of Squish is actually a snake

Sugar: theres like engineers for this shit

Sugar: figure it out

Sugar: squish engineer

Sugar: Can I go to college for that?

Mack: Uh I don't think there's a degree for toy design but I could be wrong

Sugar: I bet there would be so many people in the sex toy design class if they had one

Mack: See, how to improvise a dildo is just a thing most of us learn and then anyone with a 3D Printer can make some fun ones easy. Imagine then you make a mold so you can make it out of a body safe material.

Sugar: How do you just LEARN? that

Mack: Improvising a dildo or the 3D printing and then making them thing?

Mack: Cos that was 100% a drug fueled rabbit hole me and Aussie went down once

Sugar: both?

Sugar: aussie is actually who I'm going to marry

Sugar: I mean we are married

Sugar: So I'll be married to two people then

Mack: I mean the improvising thing is "broke bitch needing help getting off" 101.

Mack: The 3D printing thing was me and Aussie wondering what we could print with their 3D Printer and uh... yeah.

Mack: Do they know that? How high were they when it happened?

Mack: Also you're totally not getting Mighty in the divorce

Sugar: So like what have you used?

Sugar: you can just print a dick?

Sugar: No

Sugar: i wouldn't take mighty from them

Mack: Many things.

Mack: If you have the right supplies, yes, yes you can just print a dick. But it's not necessarily safe to stick inside you, which is the whole then making a mold and making one out of a body safe material.

Mack: So if you didn't marry them for the dog, why?

Sugar: Wait what

Sugar: So whats the point of printing it in the first place

Sugar: I like them

Mack: So you have something to make the mold with.

Mack: Uh huh

Sugar: can ya'll show me?

Mack: You'd have to ask them

Sugar: but if they say yes or if they say no will you show me

Mack: Like, I can't really show you if they say no.

Sugar: you cant just get a 3d printer?

Sugar: Can I?

Sugar: like rich people products

Sugar: is this one

Mack: I just don't have a want for one.

Sugar: But anyone could buy one?

Sugar: Or do you have to be asomebody?

Mack: Oh, yeah, any body can buy one

Sugar: cool

Sugar: didn't know

Mack: Fair enough

Sugar: bro are you with them or something?

Sugar: regardless wtf did you need a dragon dick for?

Mack: Mmhmm

Mack: ...

Mack: Just to say I had one?

Sugar: cool

Sugar: you'll have to point it out next time i'm over

Mack: Yeah, of course

Mack: Who needs baddragon when you can make your own?

Sugar: we love a thrifty queen

Sugar: no

Sugar: Royal

Sugar: A thrifty royal

Mack: eyebrow waggle

Sugar: Do you know Brett?

Mack: Dude lives down the hall. So, yeah, I'm familiar. Why?

Sugar: He doesn’t own a switch

Mack: Uh huh. And?

Sugar: I’m playing Mario kart with him tomorrow. No murder vibes? Do you think it would be fucked up to not call him by his name ?

Mack: Fuck if I know, maybe?

Sugar: should I care you think? That I don’t?

Sugar: you doing okay?

Mack: I mean, it can be seen as a shit move.

Mack: no

Sugar: yeah but it is. Cause it’s funny.

Sugar: Oh no

Sugar: What can I do?

Sugar: Did you run out of Arizona already?

Mack: I mean, what do you call him?

Mack: Nothing.

Mack: No.

Sugar: Blaine

Sugar: because there’s nothing to do or because you’re being stubborn ?

Mack: Why do you call him his brother?

Mack: sure.

Sugar: cause I met Blaine first

Mack: ...

Sugar: …

Sugar: …

Sugar: …

Sugar: look what I can do

Mack: It's a shitty move, but you do you.

Sugar: ok

Mack: Mmhmm

Sugar: I have more squishmallows

Sugar: with your name on it

Mack: What?

Sugar: ha can I bring them?

Mack: I can't be held responsible for what i look like, but sure

Sugar: Weirdo

Mack: It's not pretty

Sugar: okay

Mack: Door will be open

Sugar: be there soon

Mack: I uh- I'm sorry about last night.

Sugar: Why?

Sugar: I wasn’t that mad you beat me at mk

Mack: You shouldn't have had to deal with me.

Sugar: I invited you over so I’m pretty sure that was like the whole package deal

Mack: But you didn't know I'd be like THAT when I came over.

Sugar: I still don’t understand by I forgive you

Mack: I just feel bad about. That's not who I am. I'm not...

Sugar: Youre not what?

Mack: I don't know what my headspace was last night, it's not me, I'm not that kind of person. Not even drunk.

Sugar: So you were possessed is what you’re saying?

Mack: No, because if either of us getting possessed it's you.

Sugar: Okay. Well you’re being weird so

Mack: I know and you shouldn't have had to deal with that.

Sugar: Youre being weird now not last night

Mack: You can't tell me I wasn't weird last night

Sugar: You were drunk. I don’t understand why everything is big deal to you right now

Mack: Because it's not normal, for me and it just makes me feel bad, I guess. I dunno.

Sugar: like I said I forgive you and it’s okay

Mack: Yeah, I guess.

Sugar: Ok

Mack: sorry. Thinking maybe I should call out, today's been stupid weird.

Sugar: Will you get behind if you skip ?

Mack: Nah. I don't call out often. I genuinely love working my "day" job, I just can't deal with it after the day I've had. And worst part is, it wasn't even really because of the hangover.

Sugar: So you know what it is then?

Mack: That made today A DAY? Sorta? At least enough to know work would just make it worse.

Sugar: So, you gonna tell me or keep me in the dark?

Mack: It's nothing you need to worry 'bout, princess.

Sugar: it’s really hard not to worry

Mack: Well, you don't gotta

Sugar: Guess I don't gotta

Mack: exactly. What're you up to tonight?

Sugar: no plans yet

Sugar: did you sleep today? since you didn't work?

Sugar: I'm going to a karaoke bar

Mack: I slept a lot, but it wasn't good

Mack: oh? that's cool.

Sugar: is it your mattress?

Sugar: I want to laugh at people

Mack: I wish, cos then I could fix it.

Mack: Makes sense

Sugar: Do you need me to like pinch you?

Mack: What?

Sugar: I always heard if you are hurting, to forget about it, to make another ow.

Sugar: I hear I pinch really hard.

Mack: Don't think that works if it's not physical pain.

Sugar: OK but did you try?

Mack: Many times

Sugar: well damn

Mack: Welcome to my life

Sugar: Do you want a hug?

Mack: do I have to actively leave my apartment to receive it?

Sugar: not if you can wait a couple hours

Mack: I, at current, have zero plans until I absolutely have to go into work tonight.

Sugar: perffffff

Sugar: then no

Mack: awesome