Louis: Hey babe, do you think I'm a boss-babe?
Harry: What?
Louis: Do you want to make me jealous?
Harry: Are you ok?
Louis: Do you think I have a stick up my ass?
Harry: Well, I hope not, that might hurt
Louis: Does sneaking around excites you?
Harry: Okay, I feel like I'm missing something here
Louis: Do you know Taylor Russel dates you for clout?
Harry: Well, duh. What's going on?
Louis: Michael send me this hilarious vid of somebody on youtube who did a reading with tarot cards and shit about you and TR
Harry: Wait, what?
Louis: And it's hilarious. That dude could not be more bored about you
Harry: Wow, okay. Well, that's his right, I guess.
Louis: You should watch it
Harry: Wait, if it's about TR then why do you have a stick up your ass?
Louis: Oh, yeah. Best part. The cards told him you're sneaking around with somebody else
Harry: A boss-babe with a stick up their ass?
Louis: Exactly
Harry: Wow, those were some talkative cards, hm?
Louis: For sure. Oh and I'm shadowy, don't wanna be seen with you
Harry: The cross I bear for many years now
Louis: Yeah, yeah, shithead.
Harry: Love you, too.
Louis: Go watch it