#tkdb ritsu

My honest reaction again

gn!reader

Taiga Hoshibami

Taiga had nothing to hide from. He was in an impassive daze when you shoved him into a locker to hide. His distant gaze cleared and settled on you curiously, one eyebrow raised. He settled against the wall when you pressed yourself against him, unable to find space anywhere else. A contented, yet mocking smile stretched across his lips when darkness settled over the two of you. 

“So desperate to get me alone, huh kitten?” His voice was low, out of the desire to get under your skin more than to hide from an anomaly he might not have even noticed. 

“Shut up! There’s an anomaly on the loose and your gun was confiscated.” 

Taiga grabbed your chin, clicking his tongue to scold you. “Excuses, excuses. I know what you really want.” His kiss was hard and forceful, hungry and insistent. His tongue slid against yours when you opened your mouth in surprise. You were caught between him and an anomaly, certain he was the more dangerous of the two, but vastly preferable. His wandering hands and mouth thrilled you, but you were afraid of what violations Ritsu would rattle off if he caught you with Taiga in this state. 

You didn’t want the kiss to end, but the fear of getting caught or overheard won the battle. Pushing against Taiga’s chest only spurred him on. His hold on you tightened and his sharp teeth grazed against your lip, sinking into the plump flesh hard enough to break skin. He lapped at the coppery taste before pulling back, nowhere near satisfied. 

Without another word, he pulls out a thick stack of documents. According to him, they’re charts and data tracking the number of times you’ve kissed him this month. The total is 20% lower than every other month. Yes, he’s been keeping track of how many times you kiss him and even how often you say you love him.

After reading through his ridiculously long records, you finally reassure him that of course you still love him. You’ve just been busy this month, and you’re sorry if you made him feel neglected.

He adjusts his tie and replies calmly,

“I already know that. I calculated the probability of you no longer loving me, it’s 0.00001%.”

Apparently, he’s also been carefully following your routine and giving you the exact amount of affection you prefer. Just when you think it can’t get any more absurd, he pulls out another stack of documents, analysis charts detailing your habits, hobbies, likes, dislikes, and daily routines etc. He’s studied and researched extensively to find a model that fits perfectly into your “ideal partner” category.

You can’t help but laugh at how silly and serious he is at the same time.

You tell him you love him for who he is, he doesn’t need to mold himself into any perfect model. Then you mention that you’ll be free this weekend and want to spend more time with him, asking if he’s available.

“Of course,” he says. “I strictly follow a healthy work–life balance. Weekends are my free time, and my free time belongs entirely to you.”

“Without charge, right?”

He shakes his head. The charge is your affection, that definitely counts for something.

After a long discussion and negotiation, Ritsu concludes that you must kiss him at least 3 times a day, triple that on weekends, to ensure his charts and data remain stable and aligned. The monthly total must never drop below 50 kisses. If it does, he’ll have to book a couples consultation for the two of you.

He promises to match your efforts as well and hopes you’ll cooperate with him.

Not knowing what else to say, you softly kiss him to shut him up. His cheeks turn crimson as you kiss him again.

“Don’t count that for today,” you whisper. “I’ll give you more tomorrow.”

Poor Ren has to witness all of this during his shift ☠️

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