Jul 18, 2020
*At a downworld cabinet meeting with guests from the Paris werewolf pack and vampire clan*
Alec *reading from paper and pronouncing carefully, telling them it's an honor to have them there*
Magnus *stares at a French-speaking Alec*: I want to speak French between your legs
The Paris werewolf pack representative: quoi?
Simon *smirking*: ... I'm just picturing someone screaming bonjour at a penis.
Magnus *takes a deep breath*
Alec: Magnus nO-
Magnus: SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS
