stark disassembled (i'm hilarious y'all)
@titanofthemoon - ø - eyes
i'm gonna hand the floor to morph for a second, so y'all can have it broken down for you:
mindee's skeptical, that's understandable, but she's about to become a believer.
and morph did, in fact, shapeshift a goatee.
when i say tony stark won the genetic lottery- look, it's a known thing, right. tony stark is pretty. steve rogers couldn't stop himself from tripping over how movie star handsome he is, this is just a fact of life. the sun will rise in the east, the cheez-its will always go mysteriously missing in avengers' communal spaces, and tony stark is just gorgeous. it's a pinion of the universe.
(it's okay, he's tempered from being completely insufferable thanks to low self image and crippling self esteem issues.)
he lucked out with that striking combination of black hair and bright blue eyes, and as we can see here (thanks for that demonstration, morph and mindee - who's gonna get that joke, somebody please i'm dyin up here), his eyes are definitely a memorable feature. mostly because he has distichiasis in the vein of elizabeth taylor, in that he grows a complete extra row of eyelashes, and those fuckers are long, and they are thick. (sincerely, if i had a nickel for every time an artist played up this feature, i'd have a lot of fucking nickels.) he generally likes to make direct eye contact when sensible and feasible, and he's known for being incredibly intense generally, so that full force gets turned on someone and...well. they morph a goatee.
tony stark is a disney princess, which is what i'm saying.
there's a downside (for him) in that, though. and this is mentioned in a couple of places, and most specifically and call my killer...modok!, in that if you want to know what's really going on with tony, watch his eyes. his eyes give everything away - he'll be his most flippant and silly and his voice won't give a thing away, but his eyes will sharp, focused, intense. on the flipside, it also means he can't lie directly, because his eyes give them away, he has a hard time maintaining eye contact if he is outright lying, so he tells half-truths. omits things. which make him harder to read and definitely gets him into the shit, because his natural inclination is to tell white lies to either spare others or keep them out of what he considers his messes.