Jul 4, 2021
"Le Discours" de Laurent Tirard - adapté du roman éponyme de Fabrice Caro paru (2018) - avec Benjamin Lavernhe, Sara Giraudeau, Kyan Khojandi, Julia Piaton, François Morel et Guilaine Londez, juillet 2021.
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"Le Discours" de Laurent Tirard - adapté du roman éponyme de Fabrice Caro paru (2018) - avec Benjamin Lavernhe, Sara Giraudeau, Kyan Khojandi, Julia Piaton, François Morel et Guilaine Londez, juillet 2021.
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"Un Homme à la Hauteur" de Laurent Tirard (2016) - reprise du film argentin "Corazón de León" de Marcos Carnevale (2013) - avec Virginie Efira, Jean Dujardin, Cédric Kahn, Stéphanie Papanian, César Domboy et Manoëlle Gaillard, août 2020.
Le Retour du héros : une comédie française de Laurent Tirard
Vous souhaitez regarder une comĂ©die ? Je vous propose de visionner le film comique « Le Retour du hĂ©ros ». Câest un long-mĂ©trage qui a Ă©tĂ© rĂ©alisĂ© par Laurent Tirard. Â
d u d e tirard in eyesagao verse :eyes:
Listen u, leave jirard out of this!!!!!
Jirard and Traci were fully dating when Jack arrived as the new transfer student.
Jirard, as he tends to do, took Jack under his wing to show him around the school.
Jirard notices a particular interest Traci has taken in Jack, but brushes it off.
He also notices Traci isnât coming out much anymore. He thinks she might be getting into one of her personal funks/down on her luck moments, so he tries his best to cheer her up by getting her her favorite foods, bringing over games and movies she likes, anything??? Anything??
But nothing works. She becomes more of a recluse, and its putting his cheery mood and optimistic attitude to the test.
He brings her food every day, and make sure she eats. He prompts her to go wash up or at least stretch. He stops by every night to make sure shes at least in bed. He asks her, every evening before he goes, is there anything she wants.
One day, she replies. âJack.â
He isnât sure what to make of it? Sure, Jack was a friend, but...
On the other hand, he also notices a change in Jackâs behavior, and the fact that he doesnât remember hanging out with Traci despite Traci having the photos to prove it. Jirard does a little detective work, and finds out the two people most reacting to Ellieâs and Jackâs interactions were Elsa and Ian, and he approaches them about it, but neither are willing to say anything.
This leaves Jirard and his fellow beard bro Alex to do some more detective work to get to the bottom of this. With a keen eye for detail, hopefully one truth will prevail!
I want headcanons for all your trash ships. Stat. (Bonus points for holiday headcanons (bonus bonus points for angst holidays headcanons :eyes: ))
How dare you come into my home and tell me to do thisHoliday, Maybe Angst Headcanons:TirardFucking Christmas eve night, Traci and Jirard get lost in the underground cave system thatâs under the school? Like, one of the boys take Jirardâs map as a joke, not knowing what it was for?? And Jirard wanted to show traci some stuff because shes afraid (its kind of small and dark down there) but he just wants to show her its really cool, and thereâs nothing to be afraid of. Tirard is mostly about Jirard being a cinnamon roll and trying to get his girlfriend to be more comfortable and appreciate a lot more things! (this doesnât appear to happen though when Traci becomes convinced theyre gonna fucking d I e)TratchSatchâs childhood didnât really show much of âthe Christmas spiritâ, and he was exposed only though media and some stuff at school every year, so heâs not much one on Christmas spirit, but Traci makes it out to be such a big deal about getting in the Christmas mood, he tries to get more involved this year, this year being his first year having a girlfriend over Christmas. He makes a general list of things âcarols, Christmas shopping, tree decorating, baking, and wants to make this Christmas better than the others for Traci, but is definitely worried that he wont be able to. He stumbles though a few things (because hes a stubborn cinnamon roll and doesnât ask for help, and the other guys kind of interject themselves into stepping in to help him) but is unable to find himself in a âChristmas moodâ whatever that is. Traci the whole time is like âwoa this is a interesting change??? Ive never seen Satch work so hard on something beforeâ and is like, very impressed until he admits he feels defeated with all of his efforts? And shes like âSatch!! Christmas is different for everybody, you donât have to enjoy it as much as I doâ and he does find out that he likes some of the stuff surrounding the holiday, and thatâs the stuff he and traci really bond over.HaciHana saves up all her extra spending money, trying to get a really good gift for traci because traci is always buying her stuff. All the meanwhile Traci (especially now without a job) is actually super short on money and they both freak out trying to find a good gift for each other. Eventually, it comes to light that Hana still cant afford that one thingâą she knew traci really wanted (a new camera) and traci canât afford anything at all, and was starting to try and gouge the money out of stuff she really needed it for like lunch or toiletries or school supplies. They confront each other over it, and they instead donât give each other a gift that year, and instead just spend the whole of Christmas eve together. Hana makes traci some paper cranes and Traci makes her a little flip book of photos of them together from the stuff in the yearbook lab and art class. These two broke gays love each other v much.Antsy Oh, boy, uh⊠Its⊠Christmas, yaaaayâŠ??? Not that traci even knows its Christmas, but at least shes on holiday break, at least she isnât missing class. She knows⊠something, but she canât make sense of it. Its Jack, its not Jack, its⊠this other Jack, but the other Jack loves her, at least. Even with all the lovey dovey feelings in her head and her chest, none of them are spared for anyone else. She nearly gets in a physical altercation with Mimi, she continues to give Ellie dirty looks (and gets them back), she ends up lashing out verbally at Hana and shuts down when Mai swoops in to Hanaâs defense.Traciâs roommate is gone for the break. Traci spends 3 days out of her room, and isnât seen after that. The room in her dorm is never on (a lot of people thought she had also left town to visit family or something). Satch and Elsa come by to make sure she eats, butâŠJack starts to visit her there.With almost no one willing to even check her dorm, Anti comes to her instead of meeting her half way. He lounges around in her room, sits on her bed, leans back in her rolling computer desk chair. He appears both physically and on her electronic devices- he barely has to play along and keep a conversation- just being there Is enough to placate her.Christmas eve, Elsa, spends time with her, although she isnât sure how aware Traci was of her at that time. Christmas night, Traci spends alone.
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Me whispers @ me: hey its 230 am and in twelve hours you gotta work today has been difficult you should probably sleep now that youâve finally relaxed
Me: WHATS THAT YOU SAY TALK ABOUT SOME SI TRACI ASAGAO ACADEMY NORMAL BOOTS CLUB DATING SIMULATOR SIM GAME PAIRINGS? Ok
(Also me: finishes typing and then immediately falls asleep)
Tirard (w/ Jirard) I love jirard but I sorta picked him because a lot of the other bois in the discord was taken. Hes such an innocent bean in the game but Iâve actually grown to like just regular, thrusted-unfairly-into-insanely-hard-games super-beard-bros super-drunk-with-alex-bros Jirard and I let a little bit of that personality mix in with the innocent bean too good for this world Asagao!Jirard. Ive written a few things, but not much and nothing recently. (this is my main ship on jung noots discord)
Tratch (w/ Satch) I accidentally paired him with traci initially not knowing someone had already picked him m c ri p but actually I donât get too into pairing them romantically!! Iâm fine with doing either or because Satch is chill and traci is fine with getting any kind of attention, l m ao. Satch is just a sweetheart and I donât know if you know but Iâve literally made about 10000000009 posts of shipping him with anyone because I can and we need more satch content and satch needs more love so I did.
Haci (w/Hana) ahhh yes, anuzzer gay in bikini bottom. THE gayest because GAY bless. Haci was supposed to be my happy place but traci, too, must share my suffering. I started out writing cute shit but now 80% of the stuff I got is them arguing with each other BUT ITS EACH THEIR FIRST RELATIONSHIP THEYâRE TRYING THEIR H A R D E S T. also the idea of, somewhere way down the line, Hana trying to propose to Traci at an Asagao school reunion and NB/HB somehow ROYALLY fucking it up almost every step of the way is something I hold near and dear to my heart. I love this gay I will never let go of this gay. (This is my main ship on tumblr)
Antci (aka antsy aka w/Anti[septiceye] ) Ok look there was this simple thing that came out in October when Jack was doing all of his spooky shit and then it kind of just fucking snowballed but basically this started out as a very one-sided Traci crushing on Jacksepticeye if he went to Asagao, and Anti lowkey picking on Traci after finding out she had this crush. Then in comes @ellieofmidnight who also wanted to kinda ship her si with Jack?? AND THEN HERE COMES THE MEME DADDY HERSELF @poketin with the idea that both is happening at the same time. Jack and Ellie are lovebirds and Anti is convincing traci that no, Jack definitely doesnât like ellie and likes her way more, and Anti is literally just fucking driving everyone in this story insane. I love it I love it s o m u ch and Iâve written so many dumb things for us (even though there are three of us and weâre all supposed to be writing things for it) so Iâm definitely kind of taking a chill pill until the others get to take their pick and write some stuff they wanna write lol. (this is not really a p ai ri n g wh o o p s BUT HEY this is the eyesagao au)
âTracy?â
She sat up so fast, her pencil went flying off her desk. âYes maâam?â
Jirard gave her a critical look for a moment. âAre you... alright?â
âWhat? I mean-â She patted at the desk frantically, turning to get out of her seat when Jirard walked around, crouching by her to get, then hand her stray pencil.
He remained by her, still kneeling, looking up directly into her face. âYou havenât been sleeping?â
âWhat? I have!â She noticed that class was in fact, over, and turned back towards her desk, and away from Jirard, to start putting up her papers. Even as she started to wither under his confused watching of her, she didnât say anything until she was packed and turning back towards him, ready to get up. âYou ready for lunch?â
The look on his face was so soul crushing, she felt herself tearing up, but he moved to stand, then picked up both of their bookbags. âUhm... Yea, lets... lets go.â
âJirard...â She said quietly, but as he immediately turned back to listen, she could only shake her head. In stony silence, the two walked to lunch.
the Tirard nobody asked for.
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There was some music, but otherwise it was quiet. It was the middle of the afternoon saturday, so there was no class, but they had settled in for a nap. Tracy had pulled an all nighter to email a late assignment and Jirard, the dumb loveable idiot that he was, also stayed up to make sure she did it.
Jirard was all but snoring, sitting comfortably on a large bean bag chair, his head tilted back as he slept. His arm was around his girlfriendâs shoulder, absentmindedly keeping her close to him.
Tracy had slept, for the first half an our, but opened her eyes not soon after. She looked around the darkened room gently, just gazing with her eyes. She was resting her head on Jirardâs shoulder, but didnât want to wake him. She was also sleeping on her hand, but she would move it when she was good and ready to be as careful as possible.
They were in Jirardâs dorm, hiding away from the rest of the world. The room was dark, but sunlight peeked though the shades, dust specks visible just in front of the window. She watched the nothingness for a few minutes before leaning in closer to Jirard, starting to pick at the teal of the jacket that was covering the both of them.
âI donât deserve this.â She said with a little sigh.
âOf...." yaaaawn â...course you do.â
Tracy almost jumped out of her skin. She had pushed the sound of snoring to the background- so much so that she she failed to notice when he had stopped.
âYou deserve happiness just like anyone else does.â Honestly, Jirard almost sounded like he was still sleeping.
â....â Without a response, Tracy squeezed her eyes shut