#tipsy shitposts

JOHN: i dont know dave, all trolls like dating any troll right? why does kanayas sexuality even matter

DAVE: come on dude i agree that labelling it doesnt matter for shit at this stage but you cant deny that kanayas gayer than a 1920s elf in booty shorts who doesnt understand modern terminology singing about happiness and friendship while he bangs a komina body pillow

DAVE: ysee while trolls like to pretend their quadrants and culture are so alien from ours that wed eat dead babies without knowing theres more similarities than wed expect. we arent eating those dead babies unaware, humanity was using dead babies as burger dip since the first buttscratching caveman killed a cow while it was minding its business eating that grass on its friends body thank you very much

DAVE: and like our society they cant seem to grasp the basic concepts that people would be Only attracted to groups that go outside of their preconcieved norms of whats bangable

JOHN: uhm

DAVE: its pretty interesting though that trolls consider variable sexualities a basic fetish that doesnt matter much while humanity has to make a whole big deal about it to the extent of gouging peoples faces off though both are at least partial in the basic erasure of personal boundaries therefore you see trolls dating people theyre not really interested in or caped douchebags flirting with innocent vampires who would rather strangle them but wonder if its worth a shot anyway

DAVE: hell you know that vriska jerk you and her were flirting like there was no tomorrow but next time you see each other you want little to do with anything. whats up with that?

JOHN: dave its getting pretty late!! and i dont really want to talk about this...

DAVE: wait wasnt she also flirting with that guy who likes fire and then basically kicked him to the kirb in the most violently confused way possible and started fake flirting with my brothers dumb AI thing that nobody could love unless they are into irony in more ways than one

DAVE: all this after hanging with another girl who none of us could drag away from her for the most basic of shitposting doing mysterious things together for three years and also vriska being told off by rose for sniffing her girlfriend

DAVE: do you think vriska could be a lesbian john

TEREZI, on the next seat sniffing a suspicious looking red and green lollipop: WH4TS 4 L3SB14N

[18:07:58] Jonesy: is it cos rose got married

[18:08:00] Jonesy: and didnt say

[18:08:10] Jonesy: fuck ur institutional measurements of desire and normativity

[18:08:21] Jonesy: and torch the first new earth equivalent of a church she could find

hey tipsy. so i’ve been trying to follow your guide on how to draw lord english from a few days ago and i’m having trouble. see, what i got was something i copied off of google images a very good drawing of lord english, but in the tutorial i was supposed to get something akin to roxy. can you help me figure out what i did wrong?

hmmm. ok, i can see where you went wrong in drawing roxy.

first of all, lets get rid of this absolutely atrocious object. what the fuck is that. why does it exist. lemme just

see, now lord english roxy is merely grabbing her bleeding leg, as is reasonable for someone improvising a casino pole for their untreated amputation. man that part of act 6 was something

but it still doesnt look roxyish enough, so what we need to do is

there we go. as you can see i added an alcoholic beverage, to emphasize the giggly flirtatious part of roxy. this is the only significance to the beverage, there are no dark arcs about addiction in this comic, so feel free to show roxy drinking these substances for comedic effect as insensitively as you like.

theres something still off about this image. her outfit isnt quite right! what it needs is to make it

as pink as possible. make sure that you get a few different kinds of pink. we need to put princess bubblegum to shame!!!  but ofc remember to leave the skin colour green (representing neutral race) as we dont want a repeat of the caucasian scandal amirite

anyway this roxy is really starting to come together. now for the finishing touches….

there we go! look at her beautiful face. this is her instantly recognizable brand and will win your art reblogs immediately.

oh shit! how could i forget her cat