#tiphus

pansie garten. about 6'3", she's a clown/violet cusp troll. her ancestor, florel garten, was pure violet and insanely wealthy, and left it as one does to her descendant. pansie likes the idea of being a clown, paints her face to look like one, and sometimes goes to check it out, but has been officially denounced as a non-clown due to her cusp status (no fins allowed ins is the rule of the roost in clo's universe)

it also doesn't help that if she's at all aggrieved by anyone clown or below she snaps about how she's a Violet and deserves Respect, and that her ancestor knew and annoyed the fuck out of the current reigning ghb (name to come), including once stabbing them in the heart with pruning shears.

basically, pansie is the worst person you know, but she dresses very cutely to hide it, even putting her hair up in cute pigtails and decorating her fins with bells.

her hair is mid-back and straight but curls at the ends, and she's fairly waifish and slim, without any curves to speak of. horns are wide and grow from the middle-top areas of her head, and terminate in a "floral" shape.

typing quirk is "the quick br*wn f*x jumps *ver the lazie d*g" (ie only for letters which sound that way)

tiphus sicnes. tiphus is a violetblooded troll from the deep sea. before she was shipped out as a teen, her dearest friend on alternia turned her into a rainbowdrinker, half expecting it to just kill tiphus. when tiphus didn't wake up after the usual amount of time, her friend cried and left her hive, but the recruiters managed to rouse tiphus and get her shipped away to the military.

because she wanted to go into medical sciences (a bit of a no-no for this universe's violets), she was trained as a field medic. the clown wars between masks and paints left her understaffed and without enough supplies, and she's got a lot of trauma both from that and from her first pitch romance just not being Good at all.

eventually she was able to actually study viral ecology and was, because of politics, shipped out to a worthless desert planet on the edge of the space range and left to her own devices. luckily, testing the reactivity of known bloodborne pathogens in arid environments gives her enough blood to stay alive, but she is lonely.

pansie. unless you have a kink for only ever praising your partner and begging to be allowed to get her off and then leaving silently and never contacting her again

tiphus. she's actually a pretty good girlfriend and stuff but she's just emotionally not ready for it and is fine with being alone forever

sunzuu + hradil joint placement. they're not bad but unless you want to be with both of them, you get nothing. package deal.

So thoughts on troll dicks with knots 🎤

big ups love that shit, tiphus has a knot and lays eggs

in terms of "realism" it probably doesn't make a ton of sense but neither does 99% of troll biology as explained directly in the comic itself. and the comic itself is pretty garbage anyway

devin and kris, two eternally 19 year old guys who accidentally found a real actual vampire bar back in the post-twilight vampire craze, and were turned when they had the typical scene look going so it never changes. they're cool with it mostly

she wears a medical face mask and avoids any identifiable information being shared, but she also does enjoy the appreciation/attention she gets through it