5 inch Vampire is Roomates with a Gym Bro
Vampire: perched ominously on top of the fridge like a rat looking for crumbs.
“One day, I will kill you!”
Gym bro: flexing abs in the mirror
“Okay~ but like.. how do I look tho?”
This tiny, terrifying, centuries old vampire.
Blushed.
Turned away, actively avoiding eye contact with the veins popping down the length of the giants muscular neck, and murmured “You’re disgusting...”
The gym bro just kept flexing. Maybe a little slower now. Maybe with a bit more intention.
He lived to torment that little bloodsucker.















