#tiny troubles

(Inspired by @empanadadooblez's villain family and wifey's latest art of Gin being a lil shit)

Gen: *standing in front of Saitama with his arms folded* Sensei, why are our futons set up like a wrestling ring

Saitama: Uuuum I wanted to spice things up a bit?

Gen: *arches a brow* and why is Gin wearing a luchador mask?

Saitama:*looks over at Gin*...I don't know what you're talking about. All I see is the lightweight champ, Rowdy Rosado

Gin:*flexes while Kin suplexes Ryu off the bookshelf in the background*

(Inspired by empanadadooblez villain!AU )

*Saitama sits and watches tv with the ones as they eat a snack*

Kin: Papa, want to try some of my apple? *holds a slice out*

Saitama: okay *takes a bite* Mmm, very good

Kin:*smiles*

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*Kin sips from a juice box while Genos shops*

Kin:Mama! Want to try some of my juice?

Genos: Alright *leans down and takes a sip* Mmm, that's good

Kin:*smiles*

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*the little ones play outside as Kin hurries over to Ryu with a flower in their hand*

Kin:Ryu! Want to smell the flower I found?

Ryu:*nods as he takes a sniff*...

Kin:...

Ryu:*smiles*

Kin: it's nice, right? *beams*

Saitama:is there an award we can give to Kuseno for world's cutest creation because he hit it out of the park with them.

(Inspired by empanadadooblez beautiful Underworld!AU)

*the little ones scurry around Saitama's throne room, one pausing to chirp towards him*

Saitama: *shakes his head* not yet

*a few hours pass as the little ones pause what their doing, watching Saitama walk by. They hurry over to the cacti Saitama had planted, staring eagerly at the closed blossom on top before it slowly opens.*

Genos: *walks with Saitama as the last of his hair fades to black* it was a lovely seaso- oh! *pauses and looks down as the little ones cling to his legs purring happily* they always seem to know when I've returned

(( inspired by empanadadooblez adorable Villain!au power family))

*Saitama stretches as he wakes up, the little ones hurrying over*

Gin:*whispers* is Mama still sleeping?

Saitama:*ruffles Gin's hair* Mhm, going to play the guessing game?

Gin: yeah

*the little ones line up around Genos as Gin leans over and kisses Genos's forehead*

Genos:*smiles with his eyes still closed* good morning, Gin

*Kin tip toes over, kissing Genos's nose*

Genos: Good morning, Kin

*Taro kisses Genos's head, Kuro tripping on his way over and flopping onto the Cyborg's chest*

Genos:*chuckles* Good morning, Taro, Kuro. Be careful

*Jiro and Shiro silently count down before kissing Genos's cheeks*

Genos: *smiles* Good morning Jiro, Shiro

*Ryu climbs up next to Genos, butting foreheads with him*

Genos:Oh, good morning, Ryu

*Kota walks over yawning and rubbing his eye, flopping over Genos's face and hugging his head*

Genos:*laughs* oh Kota, not quite morning for you yet?

Saitama:*chuckles* you got them all right, your prize is a Kota eye mask

(Inspired by empanadadooblez villain!au)

*Saitama stands next to the futon with his hands on his hips as little Kin walks over*

Kin:What are you doing, Papa?

Saitama:Well, I was making the bed but there's this lump in the blanket that I can't get out. *points to the large lump under the blanket*

Kin:Hmm, I'll try *climbs up on the blanket lump, resting their ear against it* it's breathing!

Saitama:*gasps* Oh no! It's a blanket monster!

Genos:*pushes his arms out from either side of the blanket and grabs Kin in a hug*

Kin:Ah! Papa save me!

Saitama:I've got it! *pokes his head under the blanket* I'm here to defeat you monster, surrender and no one gets hurt

Genos:*laughs and kisses Saitama's nose*

Saitama:...*pulls his head out from under the blanket* how badly do you really need to be saved, Kin? You look pretty comfy

(Inspired by Empanadadooblez beautiful Underworld!AU)

Genos:*tilts his head as he notices a piece of parchment cut into the crude shape of an orange leaf hanging from a branch by a piece of string*Hm? *follows a trail of the orange and red paper leaves, pausing as he notices several sets of charred little hoof prints in the grass*

*two little dark figures stand by a tree, reaching up and hanging the paper leaves up*

Genos:*clears his throat*

*the little horned figures scramble in a panic, ducking into an empty over turned log*

Genos:*chuckles as he peeks in the end of the log, spinning the paper leaf in his fingers as sets of teal and purple eyes blink from in the fallen tree* this is very creative of you, but I'm afraid This won't make fall happen any sooner, little ones

*sad sighs come from the log*

Genos:But, may I keep these so that I may make the fall leaves just a beautiful as these?

(Based on Empanadadooblez Villain!AU)

Saitama: *Lays in the main room*...I'm going to hold my arms open and whoever hugs me first is master of the house for the day!

*The rapid patter of tiny feet hurry from all sides of the apartment as the little bots scramble into the main room*

Shiro: I'm going to hug Papa first!

Kin: Nuh uh! *hurries after him*

*The group slides to a stop as they find Genos clung to Saitama*

Gin: No fair! Mama always wins!

Genos: Guess you'll just have to learn to be faster *smiles victoriously*

Kuro:*whines* Mama, you're squishing me

Genos: *exchanges surprised looks with Saitama before sitting up and looking under him to find Kuro clung to Saitama's hoodie*....

(Inspired by Empanadadooblez villain!au power family)

*The villains spend a day at the beach as Genos gets up and walks down to the water's edge*

Saitama: *runs over and scoops Genos up* Wait! Don't go out there! There's sharks in the water!

Genos:??? *blinks and looks out as three little fins circle around in the water* oh really? How big are these sharks?

Saitama: ankle biting height, very dangerous

Kin:*pops up out of the water with a fin on their back* Did they get in yet?

*Gin and Ryu pop up from the water next to them*

Gin: Sharks aren't supposed to talk, Kin

Kin: Oops!

*Genos and Saitama chuckle*

Kota:*hurries to the water with a little blue fin on his back*

Genos:*looks down at Kota* Another shark?

Kota: No, I'm a dolphin,Mama! I'm going to go scare the sharks away so you can swim! *swims out to the others*