Cryptid Hunting AU idk. Instead of Clown Alien Steve, you get Clown Vampire Steve.
Clown Vampire is a specific type of vampire. Marceline rules: this thing literally eats the color red. his own red colors (hair and nose) get dull and pale and turn white like the rest of him if he doesn't eat enough. His favorite food is Pink Food. Thanks.
Other Types of vampires probably exist and so there like, totally are vampires that drink blood / eat souls / whatever. Not clown Vampires man. They just want the red.
He still has a food truck and it is still completely clown themed. but they go through a suspicious amount of ketchup.
(Is Munkustrap also a Clown Vampire? or is there multiple Clown Variations On Cryptids, and Munk is Something Else? Clown Werewolf? lmao Clown Banshee? unknown.)
(Is CESARE a zombie still? maybe. it would be funny if he was just a regular ass cryptid hunter. CONSPIRACY ABOUT THAT CLOWN. its KILLING PEOPLE!!!! where does all THE KETCHUP GO STEVE!!! I DEMAND ANSWERS!!!!)
