Apr 25, 2013
The second of these cardboard embarrassments is Jeff Francoeur. Frenchy already has my hatred because his nickname has the word French in it. He has also torpedoed more of my fantasy teams than I care to mention. This Bowman Heritage is a symbol of all that is wrong with the world (yes, this singular card causes world hunger) so burning it will be my part in doing right by the citizens of Earth all while delivering a hefty middle finger to Jeff Francoeur that he'll never see, hear, or care about. I thought that would be more therapeutic. Oh well.
