#tiny blitzwing

I swear I haven’t been avoiding this ask, but it inspired me and after fighting for 3 months with this idea, I finally finished the one shot for it:

But the premise. Tiny Blitzwing. TFA specifically.

There’s plenty of fics accentuating the size difference between the Decepticons and the Autobots, further more in either the BlitzOp or BlitzBee fics I read. (Is the favorite character obvious yet?) Amazing. I love those. I eat those up.

But. Reversed?

One means or another, Blitzwing gets stuck small. Allspark fragment misshap, some experimental mod, general coincidental tomfoolery what have you. Obviously, shocked and rightfully pissed at the situation. Worst yet is that before he can flee the situation to update Megatron, he’s caught by the Autobots.

Issues abound. Autobots don’t have small enough stasis cuffs, so they need to figure out some alternative containment. The lingering threat that if the Decs figure out the technology, it’ll be used against the Autos/ or figuring out how to potentially undo it if the thing happened again. Precautionry measures. All the things when you end the day with a tiny triplechanger you have to not only keep safe (Autobot code and Ratchet can’t fix those small of wires), but from constantly running away.

Then Blitzwing. Poor Blitz. In the past when he could easily grab and throw Bumblebee or Prowl, now they can pick him up with the same ease. It’s unprecedented. It’s humiliating. It’s terrifying. He already had his thoughts about the tiny organics, surely he’s not that small. He’s still a big warframe to the organics right?

Then Sari enters the room. She’s able to look Blitzwing in the eye.

Proceed to inflict another 500 points of emotional damage on the boyo.

Sari, is of course, Sari. Perhaps Random mentions something of snowcones, then through various little schemes is actually able to get snowcones. (Sari’s not sure if bots can consume flavoring syrup, but Blitz doesn’t seem to mind). Point is he starts adapting a little (he) to his new size.

And BOOKS! Human culture! Blitz can get properly distracted and curious about human culture (I see you fic writers, we love Blitz being curious about our world. I still remember one fic mentioning he wanted to read about it all but human books were impracticle to him). Imagine the shock of a library. Blitz borrowing Sari’s controller to try and beat Bee, going through all 3 faces trying to beat the yellow bot.

The Bots also gotta adjust to this tiny warframe, who by the way, still shoots them when he’s mad or in the mood. (Doesn’t hurt bad. Think Bee’d stinger effects on regular Blitz). Also it still freaks them out when he goes into jet mode and decides to play Laser Fly, or plays Mine Turtle as a tank. Worst yet, he’s become friends with Sari, engaging in mischief the Bots are too big to participate in. Maybe some theft of Prowl’s hologram to make Blitz blend in better.

Sides, Blitz is useless to Megatron like this. What’s the harm in a little fun? Meg can’t even see him when he’s this small.

Meanwhile Lugnut is pulling overtime to cover Blitzwings absence. Megs order this bot to have a cold one with the constructicons please. Thanks to Sumdac’s signal dampener, they have no clue where Blitzwing is. Could be dead for all they know. The All Spark Key organic has found a new friend recently. Megs may know of the starting incident, or he may not. I haven’t even gotten that far with how exactly it happened.

This is basically Silly Shenanigans the fic.

Will I write this as a serious thing? As snippets? I don’t know. Maybe, maybe not. I’m easily distracted. I still need to loosely figure if I’m going to write Blitz as one person, or as Wings/Blitz/Zing (you’ve infected me Crispy/Maybe_A_Candle). If anyone else sees this and decides they want to write it or draw it or toss in a silly scenario- TAG ME PLEASE I WANNA SEE IT!! I’ll even respond to asks about it (first major post like this please be nice ;-;). Any and all help, insight, goofy ideas, and sillies are appreciated.

(( AAA SORRY IT TOOK ME A WHILE TO GET TO THIS ONE ))

... How strange! He seems to be flattered by your compliment.