@tink-bell

There came a time in a person’s life when they’ve grown old enough to have to work for a living. For some it was when they turned 18. Diablo’s time came about when he was around 125 years young. So, just a little bit behind the others.

Sure, Diablo could probably keep living in that cave, looking at extravagant blond men and giant lizards. But that was no place to call home, now was it? He couldn’t just take a sexy one night stand to a cave. He couldn’t watch television there (because hey, he liked it!) so it was a good idea to think of sustaining himself through means other than serving dragons.

And so, he decided to be blunt about it and knock on the office door of the first place he could think of: That club downtown full of hot people, because why not? He preferred to be up late, anyway.

After knocking, the still-shirtless fellow cleared his throat and called out. “Hello! Anyone here? A manager or, uh... anyone?” he asked out loud.

quit showing me ur shoulder that’s flirting #scandalous

@tink-bell

It was exactly the agreed time when Terence arrived at the Bus Station to meet Tink. He was actually pretty excited to leave town, even if it was for a day or something like that. For a man that fancied himself as a free sparrow man who did what he wanted, he’d never actually left Swynlake’s surroundings, outside of visiting his family members in Scotland when he was younger. So, he was definitely excited, even if they just went one town over or whatever.

He stood there with his messenger bag hanging from his shoulders - He had brought a few things, just in case, as well as food for the road and his last week’s pay from the bakery.

@tink-bell

With a knock on the door, Terence announced himself. He hadn’t visited Tink in a while. He mainly just saw her during work and such, but it felt like a nice time to stop by, considering she wasn’t feeling very well.

As he’d promised, Ter had brought food to heat up in her kitchen so that she wouldn’t have to cook for herself, and so that maybe they could chat for a bit and have a good time. He knew his friend could really use that, and maybe he could as well.

omg fUCK A direct request for me! bold girl! i would expect ntohing less from u though tbqh.

first, start ur summer off right with some bangin new LOOKS. get yourself a shopping pal! Olaf has THE wackiest shirts ive ever seen so i feel like naturally u would vibe together! 

as for hijinks and bad decisions, why have u not made Phil Knightley’s and Flynn Rider’s acquaintances yet?? Or maybe wild child Rose Whitman could keep up with u (though can’t hang at Pixie’s ironically enough, lol.) 

 what about a spicy couple who would be down for a third? I have not asked these couples but am making a snap judgment based on literally zero data, JUST my hunch. for example: Alana Triton and Jake Rogers ;) 

finally, if ur looking for summer romance, why not take a stroll through Vixey’s strawberry fields? I mean that both literally and also that you should ask Vixey out!! And Tiana! And Aurora maybe! Ella?! That entire house of girls what if u just DATED THEM ALL 

But yes u also said u wanted some advice on who to avoid 

and i know u tink i Understand the Vibes 

so whatever you do. Aquata Triton?  😬 😬 😬 Definitely a buzzkill. i’d steer clear of Tallulah Robinson too, that girl has crazy eyes (i mean i love her but!!!!!! u asked!!!!!!!!) 

i also do not trust the desotos as far as i can throw them which isnt far idk what that saying means

I also get uh Psycho Serial Killer energy from Arawn. Like i cannot prove he’s a literal necromancer bc we 1. haven’t had any zombie uprisings and 2. i cannot fathom anyone would be crazy enough to admit it the way he seems to be but... better safe than...dead. Lol. 

Wow, some more love in here for Berlioz, and she’s not even married to him!

Shego: so tracking down 'buff asshole'

Shego: or 'muscular douchebag' on google leads to an endless number of searches

Shego: none of which are safe for work let's be real.

Terence: Heyyy Tink?

Terence: Sorry for the short notice buttt