TINDER RED FLAGS (reasons i swipe away immediately)
multiple people in the first pic (idk who the fuck you are yet why are you confusing me off jump?)
pic with a white girl (self explanatory)
pic with more than one white friend where this person is of color and in the minority (because why are you the token poc? strange behavior)
no information in bio
no star sign in bio
no age in bio
“i got my own everything and you should too” (this should be a good thing but usually it means this person is insane and will expect you to venmo them the $1.50 they spent buying you a water later)
French (self explanatory) (the exception is if i have decided to get reparations for Haiti. that is a completely different situation)
a dude but has non-monogamy as his preference (not a red flag in and of itself but very suspicious because i always wonder if his other partners know they’re non-monogamous)
white cishet guy
white cishet girl
does anything involving comedy (standup, improv, acting, drama… its a no for me. more often than not these people end up being the most unfunny motherfuckers in the world)
NFTS (still dont know what those are and i also dont want to know)
musician of any kind but mainly rapper (i live in fear of someone playing me their mixtape and its ass… i dont have the facial expressions for on the spot lying, i just dont! not even tryna be stressed like that)
same height as me (5”8) (honestly i like tall people so i prefer someone taller but if i like you and you’re short its not gonna bother me at all. just do not be exactly the same height as me that actually bothers me. like why are you tryna be me … you’ll never out do the doer. you’ll never outshine the shiner baby!)
virgo man (i will never see hell like this ever again. i learned my lesson)
pisces man (just immediately no. why are you as a man walking around with a pisces sun? just suspicious!)
