why do all guys have their tinder bios as “you probably cant out drink me” SIR WHO CARESSSSSSSSSSS drinking alcohol is not a personality trait

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why do all guys have their tinder bios as “you probably cant out drink me” SIR WHO CARESSSSSSSSSSS drinking alcohol is not a personality trait

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What the fuck am I? A house?
My Jason tinder story.
I had the hilarious idea to make a tinder profile for our good friend Jason Voorhees. Two friends of mine made one for Freddy Krueger and Michael Myers.
I got 2 matches and 10+ likes in a short amount of time. But, I got banned from tinder. It's almost Spooky Holiday time. Get the joke, people.
I didn't give up though. I had to find Jason's future lover. Or shitty date. I made an e-mail adress, facebook profile, etc for Jason. Jason had to be revived on tinder. I had a bond with my slashboi.
I linked the tinder to his facebook. Quite easy. But then the glitches came. So many glitches. I tried to fix or bypass them. Tinder you really need to take care of these glitches.
I was cheating my boy Jason back into the Dating Game. Which worked. Half. I found Freddy and superliked him. We were a match, of course, but I can not believe that is the only match. I had 10+ likes in one short evening the first time. It might be a glitch or people just don't get the joke. I swear if it's the second, ya'll dumb.
Moral of the story: Keep reviving, Jason. I gotchu.
So, I'm messaging with a guy on Tinder. "What excites you?" he asks me. I'm sitting on my couch, in my pj's, cutting out flet trees for a Christmas stocking I'm making. This isn't 50 Shades of Grey.